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That's one heavy headdress

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A Vile Force of Darkness has arrived!

Glazednourishes year 15, 2nd of Moonstone

Oh great, I just sent out my militia and the goblins think it's worth making a visit.

I order the bridges to be drawn up quickly. But then I notice that the resident War Elephant is left outside. Oh no.

Well It looks like it bought us some time.

And it's dead. Didn't even scratch the goblins. You'd think from how dangerous these are on raids that they'd actually be dangerous on site but no.

I quickly sort out the South bridge which I forgot to connect to the lever while these goblins take their sweet time, trying to invade us.

Oh, that's a problem. Time to rescue our militia-dwarves!

Down goes the bridge, the dwarves rush across into safety. Skullcrusher is the last across.

That was close.

We lockdown for the winter and continue business as usual (without the excessive fishing).

One month later and our siege is not broken. A merchant arrives to visit our tavern, hanging around a few days until the goblins decide to enact their violence on her.

The siege remains unbroken

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Rakust has been chasing a giant Hamster around for the last weak, shooting at it and then running away.

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Chapter 7: In Which Ases Challenges a Lady Saviorglows to a duel

Well despite my best efforts and closely contested vote it appears there is a winner.

oh dear [Descriptions of gory violence ahead a lot of them]

A quick ask round gives me the location of the local ruler of Livingfolded.

Unfortunately, I am interrupted. A tall woman wielding copper mace surprises me on the road through town and...

She's armed and dangerous

Come on, my weapon.

OHNO

And just like that it's over.

So that's the end of Ases

Time for vengence.

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Glazednourishes, 11th of Moonstone, Year 11

Time to wreak disproportionate vengence against the giantsea sponge that has been scaring my dwarves.

Yes, that's a great big stack of wooden walls. Is it definitely more than enough to flatten the monster sponge?

yes

It's four storeys tall and built of solid wood, but that doesn't stop me from building it. I've built a support connected to a lever far away so the walls can be collapsed safely.

Let's pull that lever.

Crash and splash. There's a boom on the surface.

A cloud of splinters and river mist is flung up.

It billows over and obscures anything that could be seen below the surface.

I look below the surface.

The giant sponge is dead. Finally, now my dwarves can walk outside without fear. The poor giant sponge.

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New Artifact, Glazednourishes, 8th of Hematite, 12

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