#spacepsychologist

[markscherz]

I made a friend the other night.

I love a friend that sticks around.

[samuelroukin]

I was looking for the Marlboro advent calendar (just to see what it costs) and came across this gem:

jdhkjghfhfghgsft perfect for the whole family, get that baby smoking a menthol

[octopath-archivist]

Courtesy of comrade Orpheus, I have put pencil to paper and drawn a mini-comic

[mutantmorphingpotions]

Chia.

I have.....so many emotions about chias. none of them are really that good. I’ve come to the conclusion recently that Chias belong the mandrake family which is why they’re the only species whose color pallette dives into fruits and vegtables-it‘s because they’re naturally just fucking plants themselves. But here we go. The top 5 ‘okayest’ colors for the ‘okayest’ neopet

5. Durian Chia

Like......I appreciate the shout out to the world’s stinkiest fruit that is literally banned on subways in Japan. Durian fruit apparently tastes the way exploded fire crackers smell. which is.......a really selective smell to like.

4. Avacado Chia

Millennials are going broke buying Avocado Chias instead of buying the 100k houses like we rich people. To quote a great philosopher-

‘It’s an avocado........thanks.....’

3. Maraquan Chia

I like a LOT of the Marquan pets because I just like ocean stuff, and the fact that the Maraquan Chia is a sea anemone really solidifies my theory that Chias are in fact just mandrake plants that learned to walk really good.

2.Halloween Chia

I feel like my biggest problem with Chias is that they dont have ears. Of any kind. And the fact the halloween chia has ears-albiet they’re probably fake and attatched to the hat-makes it look a little better and more okay to digest. (I still have a poster of the Haunted Woods Team when they had a halloween Chia on it-she is a good good girl.)

And finally. Number one. The best plant creature out of all these weird potatoes. And I would like to say I’m STILL fucking pissed the Woodland Chia WASNT a literal CHIA PET-

1. Mutant Chia

Is it because recently I drew a Mutant Chia and designed him in a way that makes me like the mutant chia? Maybe. Is it because I just like all mutant colors upon basic instinct? Probably. But you know what, if you have a chia, the best color I think you could paint it is Mutant and that is on period my dude. No debates, no quarrels, no excuses of any kinds.

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

BIRTH! BIRTH! BIRTH! BIRTH! BIRTH!

OMG THANK U FOR THIS SUBMISSIONG DRGHJAKERHGLKJ ILY

[mind-if-i-scream]

Listen: I would die for Yuki, but every time I see a Goffin’s cockatoo my brain goes “that’s an imp. That’s a minor trickster god ready for mischief.” I think it’s the eye-to-beak ratio. Also their personalities.

They got no nose so the eye to beak thing looks off, I had a sennie and I think they're worse but that's cuz their beaks are huge for their bodies and they got yellow eyes.

But yeah she's definitely some sort of trickster/mischief god or horror. Also with today being Friday the 13 AND a full moon, she's at full power.

[sergle]

spacepsychologist replied to your post: have fun justifying supporting cruelty of animals...

My bird whenever I put him back in his cage for being naughty.

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[harocat]

spacepsychologist @accioharo you were asking for long haired yuuri the other day if I’m not mistaken, right?

Hahaha omg. Who do think is the one who requested it? 😅