#spacesmilodon

[shikathemudkip]

[shikathemudkip]

I guess ill die too

When you and your best friend are in mutual agreement

[shikathemudkip]

[11/30/16, 11:32:18 PM] Shika: Guys

[11/30/16, 11:32:22 PM] Shika: I found the loophole [11/30/16, 11:32:30 PM] Shika: A contest for the suitors [11/30/16, 11:32:41 PM] Shika: with qualifications [11/30/16, 11:32:49 PM] Hunter: YOU MUST HAVE [11/30/16, 11:32:51 PM] Hunter: RED HAIR [11/30/16, 11:32:56 PM] Shika: -must have red hair -Blazing flames -Super short and hilarious

[11/30/16, 11:32:58 PM] Shika: LOL [11/30/16, 11:33:13 PM] Shika: Shika high fives Hunter [11/30/16, 11:33:17 PM] Shika: FUCK ULFRIC [11/30/16, 11:33:22 PM] spacesmilodon: EXCUSE YOU [11/30/16, 11:33:22 PM] Shika: HE MUST BE SHUT DOWN GDI [11/30/16, 11:33:25 PM] Shika: NO [11/30/16, 11:33:28 PM] Shika: MOM [11/30/16, 11:33:29 PM] Shika: NO [11/30/16, 11:33:37 PM] Shika: IM NOT ACCEPTING THAT OLD MAN AS MY STEP DAD >:| [11/30/16, 11:33:49 PM] spacesmilodon: HE'S A JARL AND COULD BE HIGH KING [11/30/16, 11:33:52 PM] Hunter: You cannot come from the following franchises: [11/30/16, 11:33:55 PM] Shika: SAME WITH ROY [11/30/16, 11:33:57 PM] Hunter: The Elder Scrolls [11/30/16, 11:34:00 PM] Hunter: Left 4 Dead [11/30/16, 11:34:00 PM] Shika: Perfect [11/30/16, 11:34:14 PM] spacesmilodon: ROY IS A MARQUESS [11/30/16, 11:34:18 PM] Shika: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT [11/30/16, 11:34:21 PM] spacesmilodon: HELL NO [11/30/16, 11:34:38 PM] spacesmilodon: AND JARLS ARE IN SKYRIM LOL [11/30/16, 11:35:27 PM] Shika: Kay hang on [11/30/16, 11:35:29 PM] Shika: i need to research this [11/30/16, 11:35:37 PM] spacesmilodon: IM GOING FOR THE VODKA..... [11/30/16, 11:35:47 PM] Shika: new qualifcation [11/30/16, 11:35:51 PM] spacesmilodon: must be alcoholic [11/30/16, 11:35:55 PM] Shika: -cant be a alcolohic drink [11/30/16, 11:35:58 PM] Shika: NO!!! [11/30/16, 11:35:59 PM] spacesmilodon: :c [11/30/16, 11:36:03 PM] Shika: NO!!!!!! >:C [11/30/16, 11:36:13 PM] spacesmilodon: VILKAS AND ULFRIC DRINK MEAD [11/30/16, 11:36:20 PM] spacesmilodon: YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT [11/30/16, 11:36:23 PM] Shika: King, Queen. Prince, Princess. Duke, Duchess. Marquess, Marchioness. Earl, Countess. Viscount, Viscountess. Baron, Baroness. [11/30/16, 11:36:26 PM] spacesmilodon: THEREFORE THEY ARE QUALIFIED [11/30/16, 11:36:27 PM] Shika: Jarl is not on the list [11/30/16, 11:36:40 PM] Shika: -Must be of nobility [11/30/16, 11:36:41 PM] Shika: lawl [11/30/16, 11:36:48 PM] spacesmilodon: JARL IS A FICTIONAL TITLE [11/30/16, 11:36:55 PM] Shika: 'FICTIONAL' [11/30/16, 11:36:56 PM] spacesmilodon: THAT IS MORE OR LESS BASED ON A THING [11/30/16, 11:37:09 PM] spacesmilodon: ULFRIC IS STILL GOING TO BE HIGH KING [11/30/16, 11:37:18 PM] Shika: IDC [11/30/16, 11:37:23 PM] Shika: HE WILL NOT BE THE ONE [11/30/16, 11:37:43 PM] spacesmilodon: WHAT IF I CHOSE HIM [11/30/16, 11:37:55 PM] spacesmilodon: AND YOU WERE THE ONE SHIPPING ME WITH HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE [11/30/16, 11:37:59 PM] Shika: ill join Tullius [11/30/16, 11:38:03 PM] Hunter: ಠ_ಠ [11/30/16, 11:38:06 PM] spacesmilodon: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!! [11/30/16, 11:38:11 PM] Shika: mhm [11/30/16, 11:38:17 PM] spacesmilodon: Tullius is dead anyways [11/30/16, 11:38:31 PM] Shika: Not in my gameplay [11/30/16, 11:38:34 PM] Shika: ;D [11/30/16, 11:38:38 PM] spacesmilodon: I'LL GET IN YOUR GAMEPLAY AND KILL HIM. [11/30/16, 11:38:42 PM] Shika: YOU CANNOT [11/30/16, 11:38:54 PM] spacesmilodon: I WILL BEND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND LOGIC [11/30/16, 11:38:56 PM] spacesmilodon: TO GET IN YOUR GAME

[shikathemudkip]

Roy JFC

[11/30/16, 11:50:05 PM] spacesmilodon: HE WOULDN'T WANT TO STAY WITH SOMEOMNE WHO'S DRUNK 12H/24 [11/30/16, 11:50:18 PM] Shika: Roy: ill take good care of you [11/30/16, 11:50:24 PM] spacesmilodon: THAT SOUNDS SCARY [11/30/16, 11:50:37 PM] Hunter: Roy: HEEEYAGHHHH [11/30/16, 11:50:43 PM] Shika: ^Accruate [11/30/16, 11:50:47 PM] spacesmilodon: I ALMOST SPIT MY DRINK [11/30/16, 11:51:00 PM] Shika: WHT THE FUCK [11/30/16, 11:51:02 PM] Shika: I CANT SPELL [11/30/16, 11:51:03 PM] Shika: ACCURATE [11/30/16, 11:51:07 PM] spacesmilodon: ACCRUATE [11/30/16, 11:51:13 PM] Shika: ACCRUATE? [11/30/16, 11:51:16 PM] Hunter: Heeeyagh~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [11/30/16, 11:51:20 PM] Shika: THAT LO- [11/30/16, 11:51:24 PM] spacesmilodon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLL

[shikathemudkip]

Wunners everywhere

[8/8/16, 12:29:18 PM] Shika: ALOAN GROWLITHE/ARCANAINE [8/8/16, 12:29:21 PM] Shika: MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS [8/8/16, 12:29:35 PM] Shika: AND ITS WATER TYPE [8/8/16, 12:29:37 PM] Shika: ANGIE ' [8/8/16, 12:29:41 PM] Shika: PLS BE TRUE [8/8/16, 12:29:43 PM] Shika: OH MY GOD [8/8/16, 12:32:00 PM] spacesmilodon: then there's me [8/8/16, 12:32:05 PM] spacesmilodon: "what are they doing to my beloved pokemon" [8/8/16, 12:32:06 PM] spacesmilodon: XDDD [8/8/16, 12:32:11 PM] Shika: OH [8/8/16, 12:32:12 PM] Shika: oh. [8/8/16, 12:32:23 PM] Shika: Shika takes a couple steps from you [8/8/16, 12:32:25 PM] Shika: <_< [8/8/16, 12:32:32 PM] Shika: dont hurt me [8/8/16, 12:33:19 PM] spacesmilodon: WHY WOULD I [8/8/16, 12:33:31 PM] Shika: "I CANT BELIEVE HES A GEN WUNNER" [8/8/16, 12:33:50 PM] Shika: "I CANT BELEIVE SHES A ALOLAN WUNNER" [8/8/16, 12:35:13 PM] spacesmilodon: YOU'RE NOT OBNOXIOUS THOUGH [8/8/16, 12:35:17 PM] spacesmilodon: GEN WUNNERS ARE OBNOXIOUS [8/8/16, 12:35:19 PM] spacesmilodon: LOL [8/8/16, 12:35:20 PM] Shika: oh [8/8/16, 12:35:24 PM] Shika: ahem [8/8/16, 12:35:35 PM] Shika: GEN 1-... what gen is this [8/8/16, 12:35:42 PM] spacesmilodon: 7 [8/8/16, 12:35:48 PM] Shika: GEN 1- GEN 6 SUCKS [8/8/16, 12:36:09 PM] spacesmilodon: OKAY YOU'RE GETTING OBNOXIOUS

[shikathemudkip]

Burns everywhere

[7/27/16, 12:47:17 AM] Shika: I GOT A SHELLDER [7/27/16, 12:47:23 AM] Shika: Shika praises the light [7/27/16, 12:47:55 AM] spacesmilodon: i caught one on my first day playing [7/27/16, 12:48:04 AM] Shika: Shika burns your phone [7/27/16, 12:48:09 AM] spacesmilodon: HEY] [7/27/16, 12:48:17 AM] Shika: Shika watches it burn [7/27/16, 12:48:25 AM] spacesmilodon: Tabasco Sauce burns your house [7/27/16, 12:48:30 AM] Shika: HEY

[shikathemudkip]

SMOOTH AS A BABY’S BOTTOM

[4/28/16, 1:36:33 AM] Tabasco Sauce: i wanna pet xander's precious face :C [4/28/16, 1:36:42 AM] Shika: pet mine instead [4/28/16, 1:36:45 AM] Shika: Shika stares at you [4/28/16, 1:36:47 AM] Shika: o_o [4/28/16, 1:37:18 AM] Tabasco Sauce: Tabasco Sauce presses hand against your face [4/28/16, 1:37:22 AM] Tabasco Sauce: it's not the same thing :C [4/28/16, 1:37:26 AM] Shika: WHAT [4/28/16, 1:37:29 AM] Shika: EXCUSE ME [4/28/16, 1:37:35 AM] Shika: MY FACE IS LIKE [4/28/16, 1:37:41 AM] Shika: SOFT AS A BABY'S SKIN [4/28/16, 1:37:43 AM] Shika: ARE YOU KIDDING ME [4/28/16, 1:37:47 AM] Tabasco Sauce: I AM SORRY [4/28/16, 1:37:48 AM] Shika: Shika throws a tantrum [4/28/16, 1:37:50 AM] Tabasco Sauce: Tabasco Sauce CRIES

[shikathemudkip]

TAXES

[4/20/16, 8:16:00 PM] Salad: Salad flops on the floor, deaded [4/20/16, 8:16:26 PM] Shika: Shika sits on Stuart [4/20/16, 8:16:38 PM] Salad: Feck off [4/20/16, 8:16:38 PM] Shika: it seems that we got a new carpet [4/20/16, 8:16:41 PM] Shika: and it talks [4/20/16, 8:16:50 PM] Shika: it talks in a vulgar language [4/20/16, 8:16:51 PM] Shika: amazing [4/20/16, 8:16:53 PM] Salad: I won't ask again >:c [4/20/16, 8:16:58 PM] Shika: Shika KNEADS [4/20/16, 8:17:00 PM] Shika: ZERO FUCKS GIVEN [4/20/16, 8:18:05 PM] Salad: Angie [4/20/16, 8:18:07 PM] Salad: Halp [4/20/16, 8:18:10 PM] Salad: Too tired [4/20/16, 8:18:13 PM] Salad: to fight [4/20/16, 8:18:15 PM] Salad: ....... [4/20/16, 8:18:25 PM] Shika: Shika casually continues to knead [4/20/16, 8:18:39 PM] Salad: YOU'RE NOT A CAT [4/20/16, 8:18:47 PM] Tabasco Sauce: IM DOING TAXES [4/20/16, 8:18:47 PM] Tabasco Sauce: CANT [4/20/16, 8:19:01 PM] Salad: F*CK [4/20/16, 8:19:08 PM] Shika: https://media.giphy.com/media/10rW4Xw9eO0RmU/giphy.gif