#vexxblack

[shikathemudkip]

TAXES

[4/20/16, 8:16:00 PM] Salad: Salad flops on the floor, deaded [4/20/16, 8:16:26 PM] Shika: Shika sits on Stuart [4/20/16, 8:16:38 PM] Salad: Feck off [4/20/16, 8:16:38 PM] Shika: it seems that we got a new carpet [4/20/16, 8:16:41 PM] Shika: and it talks [4/20/16, 8:16:50 PM] Shika: it talks in a vulgar language [4/20/16, 8:16:51 PM] Shika: amazing [4/20/16, 8:16:53 PM] Salad: I won't ask again >:c [4/20/16, 8:16:58 PM] Shika: Shika KNEADS [4/20/16, 8:17:00 PM] Shika: ZERO FUCKS GIVEN [4/20/16, 8:18:05 PM] Salad: Angie [4/20/16, 8:18:07 PM] Salad: Halp [4/20/16, 8:18:10 PM] Salad: Too tired [4/20/16, 8:18:13 PM] Salad: to fight [4/20/16, 8:18:15 PM] Salad: ....... [4/20/16, 8:18:25 PM] Shika: Shika casually continues to knead [4/20/16, 8:18:39 PM] Salad: YOU'RE NOT A CAT [4/20/16, 8:18:47 PM] Tabasco Sauce: IM DOING TAXES [4/20/16, 8:18:47 PM] Tabasco Sauce: CANT [4/20/16, 8:19:01 PM] Salad: F*CK [4/20/16, 8:19:08 PM] Shika: https://media.giphy.com/media/10rW4Xw9eO0RmU/giphy.gif

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Tagged by @vexxblack

Birthday: February 19 Gender: Female Relationship: Nah Zodiac: PIECES/Aquarius (on the cusp) Siblings: A little sis who is sooo different from me that we’d never be friends if we weren’t already sisters. XD

Favorite color: Blues, purples, greens, rusty red/brown, black, grey Introvert, Extrovert or Ambivert: Ambivert leaning towards introversion (I used to be a lot more introverted, but as I’ve gone through life and tried new things, I’ve become more comfortable with basic extroverted practices)

Type of phone: iPhone (Didn’t really have a choice if I wanted to remain on my family’s plan, but I’ve grown to like it to a certain extent)

Love or lust: Love Lemonade or ice tea: Meh, neither Cats or dogs: I like both, but large-breed dogs are my faves~ Coke or pepsi: Ick, no sodas. Day or night: I’m a day person, but I appreciate nighttime for its many wonders, including stars, silence, nocturnal animals, cool summer nights, lightning bugs, playing man-hunt, secrets whispered in the dark, stifled laughter when everyone at the sleepover was supposed to be asleep hours ago... :3 Makeup or natural: Natural all the way. (Idon’t remember the last time I put on make-up or did anything with my hair) Favorite cartoons/anime: Uhh! Don’t have a fave - I watch mostly animated shows anyway. Shorter or taller: I’m on the shorter side of things, and I’m content with that. 

City or Country: Country is so nice for the views and solitude, but I can’t argue with the compact conveniences of the city. Last song I listened to: The soundtrack from “The Last Samurai” while I went to sleep two nights ago~ Pet peeves: Someone talking over/not listening to another person who was already talking, smoking, drunk people, wanting to do things and then forgetting what those things were, NOT LIVING CLOSE TO MY FRIENDS

Tagged: Nah, do it as you wish.

[shikathemudkip]

bRUH

[12/12/15, 5:26:32 PM] Shika: AT ALL BRUH [12/12/15, 5:26:37 PM] Shika: Shika smothers you with huggles [12/12/15, 5:26:38 PM] Salad: BRUH [12/12/15, 5:26:42 PM] Shika: bruh. [12/12/15, 5:26:45 PM] Salad: ;w; [12/12/15, 5:26:51 PM] Salad: Salad huggles back [12/12/15, 5:27:12 PM] Salad: Salad then drags Angie into sandwich [12/12/15, 5:27:36 PM] Shika: Shika kicks Angie out [12/12/15, 5:27:41 PM] Shika: shes not a bruh [12/12/15, 5:27:45 PM] Shika: shes a sis bruh [12/12/15, 5:27:48 PM] Shika: this is a bruh only party [12/12/15, 5:27:59 PM] Salad: Oh.... o.o [12/12/15, 5:28:03 PM] Shika: BRUH. [12/12/15, 5:28:10 PM] Shika: kidding [12/12/15, 5:28:11 PM] Salad: BRUH [12/12/15, 5:28:13 PM] Salad: XD [12/12/15, 5:28:14 PM] Shika: Shika drags Angie back in

[shikathemudkip]

Punny

[8/17/15, 2:59:23 PM] Stuart: I'll fry you next time [8/17/15, 2:59:48 PM] Shika: THAT SOUNDS PANFUL [8/17/15, 3:01:40 PM] Stuart: No [8/17/15, 3:01:54 PM] Stuart: Stabbing you full of holes so you fry faster sounds painful [8/17/15, 3:02:01 PM] Stuart Or rubbing salt in your eyes D: [8/17/15, 3:02:33 PM] Shika: ALLOW ME TO GET MY ASALT RIFLE [8/17/15, 3:02:47 PM] Shika: ...ANGIE HELP [8/17/15, 3:02:52 PM] Stuart: Denied [8/17/15, 3:02:53 PM] Shika: IM BEING ASALTED [8/17/15, 3:03:56 PM] spacesmilodon: I am sorry, your request could not be processed. Please, try again.

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[shikathemudkip]

MURDEROUS INTENT

loud screaming coming from the girls room **Shika pops head out "STUART CALL 911!!!!!"** Shika: THERES RED EVERYWHERE!!!! Stuart: TMI btw Shika: ... Stuart: I can't dial 911 D: Shika: No i stabbed her Shika: its not what you think Stuart: Wait-Stabbed who?! Shika: .... Shika: WHO DO YOU THINK Stuart: Weiss? Shika: DONT BE RIDICULOUS Shika: WEISS IS PRECIOUS ICE QUEEN Shika: I WANT TO STAB CINDER Shika: BUT NO Stuart: o_o Shika: I STABBED A CERTAIN FLAREON Shika: <___< you okay over there Shika: maybe

Stuart: ...WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Shika: DONT ASK QUESTIONS Shika: JUST CALL Shika: THE FRICKING AMBULANCE Shika: ANGIE ARE YOU ALIVE Shika: CAN YOU BREATH Shika: OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

**Stuart dials a phone**

Shika: DONT MAKE ME DO CPR Shika: ... ***Shika drags Angie out to Stuart** Shika: STUART!!!! Shika: DO CPR!!! SHES NOT BREATHING Stuart: YES! Stuart: -Er I mean- I'M ON IT **Stuart spreads Angie's arms out** Stuart: BREATH DAMN YOU! **Stuart takes a deep breath** ** Shika coherent screaming** **Shika coincidently has camera in her hands** 

Shika: c: ... **Stuart stops mid breath**

Stuart: ....Why the camera? o_o; Shika: OMG WHO CARES SHES DYING Stuart: R-right! Stuart: HERE I GO! **Shika resume coherent screaming** spacesmilodon: :I **Stuart pauses** Stuart: Uhhhhhh.... Stuart: Hanna Stabbed you o___o spacesmilodon: yes :I spacesmilodon: you think i didn't notice? XDDD Stuart: Uh that depends... Shika: HEY **Stuart suddenly jumps away** Stuart: I wasn't going to do anything I swear o_o **Shika 'accidentally' stabs Stuart from behind** Stuart: GAH!- **Shika resumes coherent screaming** **Stuart~ falls over**

[shikathemudkip]

she w0T MATE

 Stuart~: I think I should tell you now, since I think Hysame will be a part of this adventure now, Chrom asked for Hysame's hand in marriage owo; Shika: thAT BITCH Stuart~: HEY Stuart~: CHROM'S FAULT NOT HERS Stuart~: >:C Shika: HYSAME SEDUCED HIM THATS WHAT

Stuart~: SHE DID NOTHING OF THE SORT Stuart~: Chrom peeped on her while she bathed D: Stuart~: And then made excuses to see her Shika: AND SHE OBVIOUSLY PEEPED ON HIM THO Shika: dONT DENY THIS Stuart~: WELL HE BATHED IN THE MEETING ROOM WHO DOES THAT?? Stuart~: That's like bathing in the middle of a shopping mall XDD

Shika: nO Shika: HYSAME WAS LOOKING FOR THE WEAPONS TENT Shika: AND PURPOSELY STUMBLED INTO HIS TENT Shika: I thought it was Hysame who bathed in the "meeting room" lmao

Stuart~: SHE'S SMARTER THAN THAT!

 Shika: nOPE Stuart~: ANYWAY Stuart~: Water under the bridge, dear puddleon ** Shika SHARPENS KNIVES** Shika: nEVER

Stuart~: She's with me now, she won't be causing Chrom trouble anymore, okay? :0

**Shika SNAPS KNIFE IN HALF**  Shika: youR TEAM IS RIDICULOUS >:U

Stuart~: ;____; Shika: HYSAME TAKING MY MAN Shika: RIKA WITH BRUCE TOO Shika: wHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS STUART Stuart~: OH HEY WHOA Stuart~: She hates him remember? XD Stuart~: He stole her jewels and bound her in her room Stuart~: She's very ticked at the guy Stuart~: As far as I know, he's available ,:3

Shika: And yet shes always with him >:T **jealousy**

Stuart~: Because she doesn't trust him XD

Shika: IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL IT THESE DAYS Stuart~: Well would you trust a guy who bound you and stole your things? :L

Shika: i DUNNO MAYBE I WOULD Shika: FELLOW THIEF YO Stuart~: Point....