#spacetierjade

[commandersurana]

i lied, now i'm sleeping

Ivi: a deal it is

Ivi: shall we sign it in the blood of virgins

Me: you mean our own blood

[commandersurana]

a lesson in hove

Ivi: love/h8 u.

Me: l8? hove?

Ivi: hove.

Me: so

Me: wait

Me: does that make

Me: a hovercraft like. a sex swing.

Ivi: i'm done

[commandersurana]

so it's basically been determined that ivi and i are awful people

[commandersurana]

I CALLED IVI AND SAID 'THAT WAS THE PLAN. TO GIVE YOU A BONER. AND YOU... GOT ONE.'

AND SHE HUNG UP ON ME

IT WAS 100% RELEVANT TO THINGS THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AND I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING AND I AM FUCKIN WHEEZING

[commandersurana]

STELLA'S CALLING ONE OF IVI'S FRIENDS WHO WON'T STOP TEXTING ME AND SHE'S PRETENDING TO BE TAVROS ORDERING PIZZA AND THE FRIEND IS GOING ALONG WITH IT AND SHE'S LIKE 'WHAT'S A PIG' 'WHAT'S A CHICKEN' 'I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A CANNOLI IS' AND NONE OF US CAN FUCKING BREATHE

[commandersurana]

i think ivi wants to kill me

[commandersurana]

count fagula: i am a weiner

[commandersurana]

i'm leaving that screen name there, ivi

count fagula: ,,,,,this is a really good sing

count fagula: dong, even

count fagula: ................song.

count fagula: song.