Will you cater a buffet for all Undertale fans? We
would like as much spaghetti as you can make (we’ll need to serve over 100K fans, sooo...). Also,
can I have that in about a day and a half??
Papyrus: ...SANS YOU IGNORANT SLUT, I KNOW YOUR LAZY ASS PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT TO, BUT I NEED HELP IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO SATISFY ALL THESE BITCHES WHO DESERVE THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD AND IF I DON'T I MIGHT MURDER MYSELF SO GATHER ALL YOUR FUCKING POTS AND DRAG YOURSELF HERE TO PREPARE YOUR ASS FOR SOME HARDCORE COOKING THAT WILL PROBABLY TASTE SHITTY COMPARED TO MINE BUT FUCK IT, ITS SOMETHING. NO SLEEP YOU NEED TO HELP ME 62 HOURS STRAIGHT I DO IT ALL THE TIME WITHOUT YOU AND ITS TIME TO PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBT AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DO UNLIKE DUMBASS GRILLBY.
Sans: ...k











