Oct 29, 2021
KRIS!! MY [[sponge pal]]!! DID YOU MISS M3!?!?!!?
[*Define "miss"...]
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KRIS!! MY [[sponge pal]]!! DID YOU MISS M3!?!?!!?
[*Define "miss"...]
H3Y HEY HEY!! W0ULD YOU L1KE A [[deal]]? I H4VE A [[mystery prize]]!!! G1VE ME [[150 kromer]] AND TH4T [[deal]] IS [[sold]]. HURRY UP B3FORE IT GOES [[expired]]!
"A deal, my friend? I am afraid I don't have any of these 'kromers' you speak of, perhaps I could offer you something else? You seem like a fine businessman!" He smiled, looking through his counter for something to offer.
N0W'S YOUR CHANCE TO B3 A [[pinkie pie]]!!
"NO I DON'T WANT TO BE A HORSE-"
There was a random dumpster near whitty, it was in the alleyway. There was some snoring inside the dumpster though.. Is it some sort of raccoon? (@spammingadsonyou)
( welp the @ said no- @spammingadsonyou )
Whitty blinks slowly, turning towards the dumpster and despite better judgment, peers inside. Well he was alone since Spamton had said something bout checking on his store- and they’ll be back soon…
“Hello?”
☕Queen tea.
Queen Tea: Oh. It's battery acid. Looks like you're still bitter about what happened despite everything.
-10 HP
KR1SSS!!! H0W'S MY [[number 1 sponge]] [[friend request accepted]]!!!!!!
Kris jumps slightly, blinking at the voice. Their mouth twitches upwards.
”Hi Spamton. I’ve been.. ok. How are you.”
..JUST T0UCH IT WITH YOUR [[little finger little finger, where are you?]]!! IT'S TH4T [[easy peesy lemon squeezy]].
"Ah!" He nods, enlightened by the instructions as he moves the hand he snapped forward, quite unused to such a mechanism, but touching it nonetheless.
S0METHING ELSE??.. ALS0, I USED T0 BE A [[big shot]]! THE [[biggest]] 0F THEM ALL!! I WAS TH3 [[number 1 salesman1997]], SPAM-
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!!
"Yes, something else! Perhaps a few coins, or a barter? I am happy to trade goods for goods. However, I would like to see this... prize of yours?" He asked, chuckling.
"A number one salesman? It seems I'm in good company, then."