#spank-memes

[skunkes]

Do you still have merch up? Sorry for the kinda random question, but I would love to buy stickers from you (I have a problem, I buy so many stickers)

if you mean any old stickers i mightve made, (like jjba) i have them but dont post em publicly so lmk if you (or anyone) wants some discounted and ill send em out ^_^

If you mean neopets, like i just posted, they havent been made into stickers yet!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

"Go crank your hog to guy fieri fake top" please?

oh fck thats real cursed. sure thing. 

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[powerfulweak]

Casifer and "Did you remember to set the timer?"

(Once again, sorry this is taking me forever)

"Did you remember to set the timer?" Lucifer flips a page of the magazine he reads, his feet propped up on the Bunker’s kitchen table. 

Well, not really the Bunker’s kitchen. The version of the Bunker’s kitchen inside Castiel’s mind. The place where Cassy chooses to reside while Lucifer takes a spin in his meatsuit. He likes to come down here and check in on Castiel, make sure he’s nice and complacent with his situation, not thinking about trying to retake his vessel.

Lucifer is still having so much fun playing with it. 

“I did,” Castiel says as he closes the oven, dusting his hands off on the ridiculous yellow apron. “I also reduced the temperature. Maybe that will prevent the burning.” Lucifer hums and nods. It doesn’t really matter if Castiel sets the timer or not, it’s not like he’s able to cook real food. 

Still, it seems like the act of baking makes him feel better down here, when he’s not watching cartoons that is.

Not that Lucifer gives a shit. He doesn’t.

“Well, that’s good,” he says. “No one likes burnt pie.”

[lgbt-aesthetics]

Nonbinary + 50's Rock 'n' Roll and Aliens Phone Background ~Requested By @spank-memes~

[princelymlm]

If you're still doing the color name associations, can you do Presley?

Maroon. There’s a power to it, one that might go unnoticed even by the one who possesses it. The combination of silence and awe when wandering around a museum. Lying in a field with the warmth of sunlight.

[relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz]

I use your photos to freak out people on a surreal memes server and god are the reactions hilarious

I’m assuming you’re using the extremely out-of-context or exaggerated ones, haha!

[gentlepanpirate]

So what is your main NHL team m8? I'm personally a Red Wings fan, but I also root for the Sharks.

Awesome!! My fave team is the Sharks! 

I also like the Pens and the Ducks (not so much the Ducks tho, mainly just because they’re Anaheim)