Gonzo Angels!

The first step is admitting I might have a problem Multi Fandom Blog plus whatever the hell I want. Mostly static, but not abandoned

[powerfulweak]

I don’t care. This 110% happened.

[swlfangirl]

So I've been in this dumpster for like over a decade and like most people I've been off and on during that time. Most of my moots are kind of inactive now but this was the only place I thought I could share this so here it is.

If you know anything about me you would know that two of the hardest, most uncomfortable things for me is asking for help, and accepting gifts/money. I actually have gotten mad at a friend or two for spending money on me at times, (while obviously also being grateful) However, life is hard... I have very few skills but making stories up happens to be one of them. I have self-published a book that is just not gaining traction because I don't have the money or know-how to advertise. Anyway, longer story short; if there's anything I can write for you, please feel free to let me know. And if you wanna give me money about it, that would be rad too. If you can't tip or donate, please still feel free to reach out, I'm trying to use this as motivation to get back into writing so I'll be happy to receive any requests, paid or not.

Support Kelly Michelle

Support Kelly Michelle

Fandoms I have written in previously and would happily do so again:

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

Doctor Who

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Haikyuu!!

Naruto

Mystic Messenger

Other fandoms are accepted but if I'm not familiar with them, I can't make any promises. Any requests for original work would be cool too, I can make something up I'm sure, just lemme know what kind of stories you like and I can curate something just for you <3

Thanks again, for reading all of this, and sharing if you don't mind. That would be much appreciated!! LOVE YOU GUYSSS

[trekchik]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@powerfulweak wrote a cute little Yuna Hollander fic.

[trekchik]

Y'all. Y'ALL.

One of my most favorite people on the planet, @powerfulweak, made Shane & Ilya pops! IcanNOT with these. The All Star Game outfits are sending me! And the FRECKLES? Chef's kiss.

She is an amazing and super talented (and temporarily on hiatus) pop maker, plus her cosplays are legendary. Link to her Insta in the first plc.

[powerfulweak]

🩷 you!

[sordidfood]

Mike Huttlestone: Kiss Monster

[powerfulweak]

[house-ad]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

So this is a very accurate depiction of tumblr, but why are you advertising tumblr on tumblr. We already know about tumblr. We already like tumblr. We know about the guys in the Pikachu zentai suits

[ngoziu]

that is a BOLD we in that last sentence

[theshehulkproject]

Please always remember this very important video. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actual real things about this fic:

the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns

the Grinch is autistic

it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms

(side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swinger’s holiday party, but we don’t have to talk about that)

tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes

tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids

the Grinch is in therapy

[wereallcurioushere12]

I am sending this to all my friends gaud.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and i’m reading all of them, and i have to say my favorite comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly. 

thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am

[media-sickos-international]

I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacher’s response please

[media-sickos-international]

this is it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE:

i am having the BEST month

[tooweirdfortheworld]

I’m dying I was not prepared for this

[media-sickos-international]

hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasn’t wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm

[eh-fandomtrash]

I’m sorry.  Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.  This person wins at life.  Game over.  We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING

[marta-bee]

Thirty seconds ago I was laughing so hard, breathing was a challenge. Now I just can’t stop grinning, which is progress.

[onedudestiefling-deactivated202]

Sent to disciplinary without even reading it first?

They were really having nun of it, huh?

[cecret-with-a-c]

Ted: Keeley, truth or dare?

Keeley: Dare!

Ted: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Keeley: Hey, Roy?

Roy, blushing: *grunts*

Keeley: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Rebecca.

[ground-zoro]

Ted Lasso: How was the honeymoon?

Keeley Jones: Roy, got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.  He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

Sure i’ll reblog that

[hardcorefetishist]

reblog this to give whoever u rb’d this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[nardacci-does-art]

[melissa-s23]

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

[butchdotgov]

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

[crystalandrock]

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

[fiftysevenacademics]

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

[sci-fantasy]

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

[necrofuturism]

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

[mao-tenno]

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

[jukeboxemcsa]

Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…

[powerfulweak]

@nighthawkes

[powerfulweak]

“Places to Rest” by Garfunkel & Oates [X]

[shesnake]

Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent in Ted Lasso season 1 (2020)

[flamingbluepanda]

Can we talk about how gr8 it is that tog made it EXPLICITLY clear that Joe and Nicky fuck??? Like they really left nothing up to the imagination. You think the romance has gotten stale? You think it’s even slightly possible these two don’t love each other?? Nope, his kiss still thrills after a millennia, his touch ignites a passion which you cannot comprehend, these two immortals are HORNY and you cannot stop them.

[hesnotmy]

@boutiquetraveltravelboutique’s tags: #also very important to note the comic version ‘his body TO THIS DAY awakens a passion you will never know’ #just casually ‘you WISH you got dicked down this good. get fucking rekt xoxo -Joe’ 👌👌👌👌