#spankly

[norabeanie]

I'm not saying Charlotte and Ted probably met at abstinence camp but I'm not not saying it

[awigglycultist]

Charlotte: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things

Ted, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too

Paul: Wow, Ted was late too! What a coincidence!

[talesandfluff]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Bill,” Ted said, “Bill, punch me.” The other men sitting there with him snickered. It had been months now since Ted had been banned from the poker tables after the workers of Hatchetfield had accused him of cheating them out of their coin. He had protested the decision with every lie under the sun, but to no avail. Even now, they glared rabidly as he sat among them and nudged Bill. “Come on,” he insisted. “Hit me in the face.”

Western AU in which Ted is very keen on getting taken to the sheriff’s prison to spend the night. Could it be because the sheriff’s wife makes a habit of preaching the good word to prisoners?

Rating: Explicit (4846 words)

[norabeanie]

hello starkid where is this au thank you

[talesandfluff]

charlotte bb I’m sure Ted would give you a foot massage if you’d asked, I guarantee you this man has a foot fetish, you don’t have to settle for the douchebag you could upgrade to a sneazeball :///