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Joking aside, let’s take a look at the models. Our first one is a funky looking but pretty normal looking T-Rex or something.
But wait, did I mention he’s POSSESSED?
That’s right folks, every Dinosaur World Collector’s Addition Walking Dinosaur comes with a free demon bound inside of it, totally eliminating the need for environmentally harmful batteries!
Up next is some kind of funky spruce green raptor that I’m certain I’ve seen somewhere else before.
This one is also possessed by demons, but these infernal entities seem to be a little more agreeable than the ones in the T-Rex model.
Next up are the two dinosaurs that MAY be Ceratosaurs, but it’s very hard to tell.
They both look pretty much the same, except the first one is a lot more detailed and has a notable crest and smaller arms, which leads me to believe that Stripey here is a Ceratosaur. Now, here’s where things get tricky. The second dino which we’ll call “Smoothie” from now on, has basically the same head sculpt except instead of a crest Smoothie has two short horns poking up from above its eyes. Maybe Smoothie’s supposed to be a Carnotaurus? Probably not, since Smoothie has claws on its feet like a Dromaeosaurid would have. Smoothie’s arms seem to be a bit LONGER than Stripey’s arms too, so what exactly IS Smoothie? Personally, I think Smoothie might be a deformed Dromaeosaurid suffering from baldness. Or... maybe none of these toys are meant to represent actual dinosaurs and I’m overanylizing this.
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