#sparkliestlesbian

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LOVE how people are constantly going "non-spiritual kins are valid uwu. You just have to call yourself all these things that aren't kin and that imply your connection is lesser, but you're valid" LOVE how "crazy" kin are always placed in the second pile because you all are so scared of getting mental illness cooties #sparkliestlesbian

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Walks in, writes "I will not turn into a snake, it never helps" on a blackboard, taps it with a pointer, walks out. Loki, The Bifrost Incident, the Mechanisms #sparkliestlesbian

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Memories for this kin are either "hey remember how you tried to stop the dangerous ambitions of someone you trusted and ended up basically destroyed as a person as a result" or that one r/ambien poster who's really excited about their wife. No middle ground. Loki, #sparkliestlesbian The Bifrost Incident, The Mechanisms

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All I know is commit industrial sabotage, love my wife, and lie. Loki (The Mechanisms, the Bifrost Incident) #sparkliestlesbian

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post/646440047362637824 Honestly mood, having a rock opera canon is just like *listens to my source on repeat* *gets my source stuck in my head* *listens to my source* *listens to my source *gets my source stuck in my head* Loki (the Bifrost Incident, the mechanisms) #sparkliestlesbian

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Me: wow i love my divergent pearl canon that doesn't romanticize slavery or treat totalitarian imperialism as a minor whoopsie-- Me, realizing I'll never have any matching content I don't make and making content will get me yelled at by diamond stans: I'm in danger #sparkliestlesbian

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*SHAKING THE COOKIE RUN KINGDOM GATCHA* wife please? Wife? - a Pistachio cookie who just wants to draw avocado #sparkliestlesbian

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Friend in my tabeltop group who knows nothing about my kin shit: I just realized *sparkliestlesbian sounds like pearl! Me: o:^D #sparkliestlesbian