#sparklingcider

[kruxband]

hi yall, i made a strawpage for SparklingCider :D

i'd love it if you checked it out ^_^ it's supposed to look like a tabloid article hehe

[mollynoble]

Ringing in the new year watching a #startrek marathon with my kid, drinking #sparklingcider from my #starwars cup and #knitting. #happynewyear

[dandelionwineshop]

Metal House Rules ⚡️🍏🍾#drinkcider #newyorkcider #sparklingcider #rainydaygames

[kruxband]

the first throuple royal wedding in cordonian history 😝

[kruxband]

samantha: *causes an international incident*

liam: my darling wife samantha i love her i will help her i will defend her at all costs

bertrand: dear god, being with this woman is going to Kill Me

[kruxband]

can't stop thinking about how bertrand genuinely FAINTED after seeing a sexy picture of savannah, in which she was fully clothed. and he collapsed so hard that the thud was heard from a different floor 😭😭 hilarious european man

hmmm now imagining samantha & liam sending a photo of them in their underwear or something. i think bertrand would actually die lol

[kruxband]

my extremely convoluted and self-indulgent selfship au where cordonia becomes a democracy and SparklingCider are allowed to live a peaceful and quaint life without ever worrying about assassination attempts or ruining any noble legacies anymore,,,,

[kruxband]

in my head, i affectionately and jokingly call SparklingCider "hetslop" but i need to clarify ☝️ the only straight person in the throuple is liam

samantha is bisexual (because ofc, she's my player character) and bertrand is a tortured bisexual man 😭