The Sparlie Masterpost
Sparlie is the ship between me and Tumblr user @idratherberyanross so if you're not Charlie or one of our dedicated shippers ignore this post which is just a list of all our homoerotic memories in (somewhat) chronological order • me hating Charlie for the beginning of our friendship • "pigs are my favorite animal" "no they're mine" "well i got a flying pig in wizard 101 also my room is pink so fuck you" • the double-slappa-handa-tron • we're gonna slow it down for this next one.. everyone pull that special someone close... "I wanna see your peacock" • literally bonding over nickelback at the rodeo and that's how we became friends??? what kinda goals????? • sneaking into a private event to give grown men fake flowers • getting asked to stay at the private event and offered free food??????????? • getting into a legitimate fight over who could draw someone smelling a chicken better in savs class • "how was jiu jitsu?" • self insert fanfics for every interest we've ever had • munchies..... need I say more? • you're giving me a thorgasm • stalker boxes • literally that entire semester where we spent all of pottery class huddling around Sam and Diego's shelf leaving them weird magazine clippings • thriving off of hugs from all the cute upperclassmen • the fake glasses we never took off • Javier from the library • g/g/b isn't even good live unless we make out at least once • that time at the panic concert "how many edibles is too many edibles?" "no such thing" • objectifying brendon urie at fiddlers (i never want to repeat the things that were said that night) • "I love you more than i love frank iero" "I love you more than I love Ryan ross" • playing just dance for literal hours • my dad shitting on our rock band skills • "I'm sober" *starts sobbing* • streaking in the skate park in the middle of the night to be cryptid • smoking weed out of a monster can • "how much vanilla extract would it take to get drunk?" "let's find out" • when Charlie called me ugly at pride and i lost it • trying too hard to take aesthetic pictures • feeding Charlie sausage with chunks of plastic in it • charlie: *picks up any food* me: does that have nuts in it?? • losing our minds whenever how you remind me is on the speakers at a concert • already planning our apartment in Seattle • straight up only talking about one direction for three years • drinking geoff wigington's water and being wayyyyy too into it • sending each other fanfic when we don't have wifi • charlie making everyone think i like my little pony That's all I've got off the top of my head if you're Charlie or someone who knows us irl add to this I'm begging you