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Battle Intro: “I suppose there are worse forms of stress relief.”Victory: “You were beaten by a crazy man. Figured I should remind you of that detail.”Half HP: “I thought this was supposed to be fun.”Low HP: “Oh, I get it. I’m the only one not having fun.”Defeat: “Okay, you’ve made your point! Now give me a hand up.”Death: Some indistinct swearing and a final stab at her before he keeled over.Assist: “Oh, come on. Using the dog is cheating.” (Alistair has no assists at the moment, so he’s reacting to Hawke using an assist.)Taunt: “*incredibly fake yawn* Sorry, what?”Reacting to Taunt: “Was that supposed to be mocking or just normal communication? Can’t tell with you.”Flee: “No thanks, I’ll just go face the Wardens.”Reacting to Flee: “Was it that bad? Really?”Tie: “Well! That accomplished...just about nothing!”Perfect Victory: “...You let me win, didn’t you? It’s alright, you can tell me.”Low HP Victory: “Well, that was close. I think I need a nap, now.”Finishing Move:“Yield yet?”