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Totally random question, what is one item from the world of Fantasy High that Sparrow would want?

That's so funny, I was just talking to a friend about this!

Sparrow would want the Hangman (or an equivalent motorcycle). I actually asked the Sage months before the campaign started if it was possible for me to get one. I was very excited when we encountered some cycles in the Ring of Fire, and then subsequently very sad when I realized we wouldn't be able to keep them/use them outside of the Ring.

If we get our hands on another one, though, we do still have 4 soul coins so...

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you better fuck that lady at my mom's funeral

i love how this is an anonymous ask but you say "my mom"

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this is not really a question but since it is cannon that the great sword girlies have big sword fighting asses I would love to throw in some ideas for Sparrow's booty shorts message. I hope some of these entertain you or spark an idea of your own. Anyway, huge fan of the show!!!

ok booty shorts ideas:

Hogweed

Hogweilder

I got this ass through the power of pure vengeance

Gildfarts

nonaugmented ass

These hips do lie and they infiltrated your manor

I think some of these are good and some are meh. Please let me know what you think :)

My favorites are “I got this ass through the power of pure vengeance” and “these hips do lie and they infiltrated your manor.”

Other ideas that idk if they’re any good:

This booty is blessed by the gods

This booty is blessed by justice

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Hey! Huge fan of the show! Lake and Sparrow haven't talked a whole lot about family and feelings, but how does Sparrow feel post horse nirvana chat with Lake? That convo was crazy, does Sparrow have any opinions about that philosophy since she has spent so much time very alone living with the Gildharts?

I think Sparrow has the opposite problem as Lake in that her attachment to Ghost, even though until recently she thought she was dead, has driven everything she's done for the past 7-8 years. Sparrow said that attachments brought lots of suffering, but without caring, then what's the point of anything? Even though her attachment to Ghost has brought her so much pain, without it, she wouldn't have a reason to still be here. She wouldn't have survived everything she's been through if she hadn't had someone to care about, even if that person was "dead."

Honestly, Sparrow might be the teensiest bit disappointed in Lake, because Lake has all these people that love her, and she's willingly turning her back to that love. Sparrow has and would do almost anything to have her family back, yet here is Lake just deciding that it's "easier" to not care about family or those that love you.

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starting this tumblr has made me realize that Lake and Sparrow are much more similar than I thought @bath-creek-lake

Getting a look into Lake’s internal conflict, thoughts, worries, etc. has really shown me a new side of her. I didn’t think Sparrow and her had much in common other than swords, but I’m thinking I’m more wrong than I realized now

Also us reblogging a lot of the same stuff 👀

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part of me wants Sparrow to fall in love, part of me feels like she’s so consumed by her wrath and need for vengeance that she’ll never truly know love or peace until she wipes the Gildharts from the face of the earth and then somehow manages to learn to continue living in a world without a sister to love or her sister’s murderers to hate, having to finally process and let go of the trauma that has fueled her for the majority of her life and developing years. anyways what about y’all, favorite ardowin ship?

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Sparrow (she/her)

Class: Oath of Vengeance Paladin (12), Champion Fighter (4)

Level: 16

Background: Faceless

Criminal contacts: The Black Wing, Bedlam Revelers, Blue Moon (disbanded)

Worships: Lendys

Aliases: Katarina Gildhart, Cynthia, Sparrow, Tirs

Friend of: Lake Galatfire, Varina Gal, Johnny Goldfiddle, Fiasco, B3, Wendy the Nightmare, Lionel, Alithea Gildhart, Best Friend Bug, Jerry Bronco, Aribeth de Tylmarande

Animal companions: Quicksilver (horse) & Sunny (mastiff)

Family: Dac; the Gal Family

Party: The Chainbreakers (formerly The Bane Train)

Party Members current: Lake Galatfire, Varina Gal, Johnny Goldfiddle, Fiasco, Lionel, Wendy, Best Friend Bug, B3

Party Members past: Stick, Arin (RIP), Little Kat, Alithea Gildhart, Aribeth, Brimshade, Jerry Bronco, Marcain (Marc Sloan/Marcan't)

Favorite color: Purple or light blue

Current anthem from her playlist: "I'm Gonna Win" by Rob Cantor

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FMK the greatsword girlies

Okay so as myself, not Sparrow:

Fuck Sparrow, Marry Lake, Kill Varina