#sparrowhaven

[thedovahcat]

Pride plasma SPARROW for @sparrowhaven OF COURSE AAAAA

If you’re interested in one check the post here!

[thedovahcat]

“Well, you’re not glowing green like she said you’d be.”

UAU @sparrowhaven writes mom-bot real good cuz she already is a certified momfriend. 

and she loves inverted eyes too HUEHUEAHUEHUERhaCKACHG

[unpretty]

So my favorite line of the shame pit is the one where Jester is trying not to grunt when it feels like she's getting punched in the guts. With a penis.

i mean THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT’S HAPPENING

i am not the only vagina-haver to have experienced this, i assume

[unpretty]

I'm *fairly* certain I started following you because I finally tracked down your url from your DC fanfics, but then I started reading everything *else* you wrote and now I can't believe I legit ship Kraven and Doreen because of you.

people who see that i wrote fic where kraven and doreen fuck are always like “oh no” but the people who actually read it are always like “OH NO”

[rainbowchibbit]

How does Sans try to celebrate/commemorate his and Papyrus' birthdays?

Birthdays aren’t too widely celebrated in the underground in Soulfell. But sans tries to get Papyrus at least a small gift every year. He’s terrible at remembering his own birthday but Papyrus always remembers and does the same for Sans. :3

[friisans]

May i request some AS!Soriel headcanons? (or any soriel headcanons really, today's been awful so far)

Sorry you’re having a rough day buddy, hope this helps:

AS!soriel: Tori loves matching with Sans. For example, she’d wear pjs with pink bunnies on it, and she’d get him one with blue bunnies on it. Or if they were out camping (like outside their house, under the stars, in their living room, etc), she’d get them matching sleeping bags, where one of the sleeping bags has half a heart on it, and the other sleeping bag has the other half. And when their ready to hit the hay, she’d snuggle in real close to Sans to complete the heart. Meanwhile Sans.exe has stopped responding due to cuteness overload. *rip Sans*

AT!soriel: Sometimes Sans will spontaneously use his magic to pick up Tori and hold her like a child would their teddy bear. She could be doing anything; brushing her fur in the morning, looking for something, grabbing food from the fridge, or simply walking past him, and he’d just randomly use his magic to gently swoop her off her feet and into his arms for a gentle embrace, softly caressing her fur while humming a tune. He’ll stay like this for a couple minutes (sometimes longer), and while it flusters the living hell outta Tori, its always a pleasant surprise when he does this.

AF!soriel: Tori’s actually very jealous of other women getting close to Sans. Sure, their relationship is terribly problematic, but nothing ticks her off more than competition. She tries to act like she doesn’t care, but the thought of Sans getting intimate with anyone other than her often gets the best of her. This often leads to heated verbal arguments between the two (usually consisting of Tori demanding Sans tells her whether or not he’s been having one-night stands and Sans refusing to answer because it’s none of her damn business), which shortly leads to physical fighting, which somehow eventually leads to sexy times. *shrugs* go figure.

[unofficial-underfell]

This blog being PG-13 is part of why I started following! As dark and edgy and whatever as underfell tends to get portrayed as, it's nice that someone wants to take a different spin on the formula and NOT go into creepy territory. :'D Anyway I love your art Avery and you make sure not to work too hard! Breaks are good for you!

Awww thank you! And yes! I created this blog to have a good, wholesome unnecessarily dark AU :D Thank you! <3 <3 <3

-Mod Avery

[rainbowchibbit]

Speaking of weird cities, did you know that Texas has a Paris, Rome, Italy, Detroit, Boston and a bunch of other little cities named after famous places? (it's a very short list of the massive amount of oddly named cities over here)

That’s okay. We have California, Maryland. which is right next to Hollywood, Maryland.