#sparyumi

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Nero: Okay thanks mom

Nero: ...why is everyone looking at me?

Vergil: You just called Catheryn "mom". You said "thanks mom".

Nero: What? No. I just said thanks.

Catheryn: Do you see me as a mother figure, Nero?

Nero: No, at the most I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Dante: Hey! Show your mother some respect!

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Wholesome AU

The Meyumis and Spardas are neighbours who invite each other’s families to barbecues. Also, teen Catheryn baby sitting pre-teen Vergil and Dante every time their parents need a night out.

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Daniel: Excuse me, do you know where Mrs.Nevan's class is?

Vergil: I dunno, have you tried the exit?

Daniel: you’re hilarious kid, know what else is funny? i’m gonna fuck your dad

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Vergil: I wanna be a good father but I already rEAD ALL THE BOOKS ABOUT IT I NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP ALSO HOW TO HANDLE THE FATHER IN LAW BIT

Daniel: minimum of five cuddles per day, genuinely compliment him and also show interest in Kyrie’s hobbies, but don’t force it

Nero: i tHINK FATHER IS DYING??? HE’S BEING REALLY AFFECTIONATE AND SHOWS INTEREST ON KYRIE LEARNING HOW TO COOK?

Daniel: people change, give back what he gives you or he’ll think he’s creeping you out and stop it altogether

Dante: VERGIL LET NERO PICK THE WINE FOR DINNER?? HE NEVER LETS ME PICK

Daniel: that’s because you’re loud, sit down and talk with him. your brother’s nice.

Sparda: So--

Daniel: the cookies are on top of the fridge, love

Daniel, late in the afternoon, sipping whiskey with Kyrie and Eva: goddamn this family would be fucking lost without me

based on my conversation with @daughterofnero