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Um. You just let your owner eat people? You know she eats girls too right? Not very feminist of you just saying.
Listen, if my owner currently has a girl in her stomach, that's literally more girl per girl, and if she eats any non-girls, they get turned into fat for her girl body. Both of which are great outcomes if you ask me. Idk sounds pretty good to me.
where's the cooking you dinner love language!! that's all I wanna do is make tasty meals is that a crime? (in this economy it is)
(47) The forty-seventh is not in snitch territory but first I'm clasping your muzzle tightly shut. I don't want to get my fingers bitten off, y'see. And then ? Let me see… petting too far away might relax my grasp on your jaw so chin scritches it is ! A bit on the high neck side, to account for space available.
(I've seen that convo between you and your owner in the notes of (46) and I must say, it is very amusing to behold both your appeals. How could this lil' ol' anon keep you in check I wonder… Teehee)
Awwwrrrrrr no biting? No biting from silly mutt like me! I'm nice.
(46) Get down ! Now roll over on your back. Good ! The forty-sixth is belly rubs, but the kind that are moreso messing with you and ruffling your fur without rhyme or reason than anything else. You little troublemaking mutt.
(if you mess with your owner again, I might be tempted to ask them until when to withhold pets. I wouldn't want to get on her bad side after all. Teehee)
If you snitch on my owner, I WILL 100% bite you next pets.
(44) The forty-fourth is kind of a breather. For your neck at least, it's getting petted instead of pinned this time around. Your tall stature is still being kept at manageable height by a non-negligible amount of pressure on the shoulders, though.
(it's either keeping on pushing you down or getting a damn footstool... the consequences of having a bit of continuity between pets while taking notice of height)
It's fine I'm just uh sitting at the floor for most of those yeah.
I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU HAVING FACTORIAL PETS ANON 😭😭😭😭 you got that puppy life i want,,,,,
@spikedknave you're becoming famous be proud of yourself
I solved it before you
Though that's to be expected, you're nothing more than a mutt :)
It's not myy fault that my Brain is good for barking and following your orrders and like- ok that might be it Mistress..
(63) For the sixty-third, I stick the tip of my pointer finger under your collar to pull you closer, and use my other hand to give you some ear scritches. You should be careful not to let the petting get to you too much, the fingernail under your collar could leave a scratch easily…
If you leave a scratch on me, my Owner is gonna be soooo mad at you btw. My skin is for her to put her marks on.
