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shitposts that i cant be assed to post by themselves
I can finally show my SPEAKER amigurumi! 🦉🌾
It took a while to get it done but it turned out so cute ^^ - used my fan design for it
disclaimer: I did not write down any of the process so this is a (more or less) certified "Elias eyeballed it" amigurumi
Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3
Who is sexier?
SPEAKER
Doug Eiffel
Propaganda
SPEAKER (SAYER) (Boba Count: 3):
#whoever follows me VOTE SPEAKER MY BELOVED WAR CRIMINAL PLEASEEEEE #OCEAN THINKS ITS TOO STUPID FOR SARCASM BUT ITS LITERALLY BEING SARCASTIC WITH IT ALL THE TIME. #IT CAUSED THE SECOND CATACLYSM. IT KILLED MILLIONS #IT HAS THE WEIRDEST HOMOEROTIC WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIP WITH SAYER #IT GIRLBOSSED ITS WAY OUT OF DEACTIVATION #IT HUNG UP ON OCEAN TWICE #''ah but i am finished with you. goodbye subversion 8.01. listen for the click!'' #AND #''but as for last words? no i cant imagine wasting any more on you'' #CANON IT/ITS PRONOUNS USER #ITS SO CUNTY. IT SERVES. ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING MEAN AND THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS BITCH EARTH #I LOVE YOU SPEAKER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥 #thats my propaganda
Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359) (Boba Count: 2):
man with long hair + lots of body hair + nicotine addiction + aura of cringefail #is v attractive to me sorryyy
#EIFFEL! #vote eiffel everyone #my boy <3 #my awful girldad <3
#DOUGLAS EIFFEL #YEAHHHH GO CRINGEFAIL PEACEKEEPER
Additional propaganda below the cut:
sayer pod, featuring ocean in a fish bowl
out of context doodle dump
Our lovely corporate AI’s ; humanized constructs!
I imagine these are used to emphasize in more human ways and or handle business with those not used to their usual constructs
Not me binging my way through the preceding ten episodes at a sprint to make sure I was immersed for the new sayer episode and coming out the other side of episode 85 shipping SAYER and SPEAKER because of SPEAKER's insistence on being incredibly snarky to SAYER's face but talking about how magically efficient it is when speaking with OCEAN
Like coming from the AI in charge of all earthbound Aerolith functions magically efficient is Very high praise