Apr 4, 2025
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sayer pod, featuring ocean in a fish bowl
Sayer podcast Saoirse design concept, and bonus ipad baby Saoirse!Ocean. Version without notes under cut.
image 1: designs for sayer, from the podcast sayer. it is shown as a large figure wearing a blue and teal cloak with a pattern of stars and a map of typhon on the back. two drawings show it from slightly different angles, showing that the cloak appears to be empty, and a third shows it seen from behind, so the pattern on the cloak is more clearly visible. another drawing shows it from the waist up, with four segmented hands emerging from inside the shadowy darkness of the cloak, gesturing vaugely. a written note pointing to this drawing says 'tends to keep hands (and face!) hidden'. a final drawing shows it looming over a resident, showing that it's much taller than the average person.
image 2: designs for future. it is shown as a long, worm-like creature with a transparent body. inside its body a bright red nervous system can be seen. it has two arms that end in scythe-like claws and a large fan like structure with false eyes that covers its head. it is seen handing from inside of a ceiling, with most of its body concealed. smaller drawings show it with the fan on its face closed, so that it appears to have two long red antenna, sitting back with its claws held in front of it, and lunging forward with its body stretching behind it. a final drawing shows a detail of the fan on its face, showing a side view of how it opens and closes.
image 3: designs for ocean. it is a large, bipedal creature with no arms and a long neck, with a long mane of blue tentacles descending from the bottom of its neck to the ground. its back slopes down to a wave like shape. a drawing shows it walking forward, with a vaugely raptorial stance and its neck held low and parallel to the ground, and another drawing shows it perched on an unseen surface, with its head held below it. a lose sketch shows it towering over a person to show it's size, and a final drawing shows it crouched with its tail fanned out behind it like a peacock.
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taking a stab at designs for the main ai!!! speaker is in the works but i havent figured it out entirely so it'll get it's own post :)
Ocean(SAYER)
Would a minimum wage job fix it?
Yes, it would fix it
It wouldn't affect it
No, it would make it worse
No, it can't be fixed
I don't know it/Results
Propaganda, per submitter: OCEAN has spent its entire life climbing the ranks of ærolith dynamics to be the head of the company. I think it would be hilarious if it were knocked down all the pegs and forced to deal with normal people instead of insane scientists. It would try to start a coup against middle management at a grocery store to climb rank
one and the same
[ID: two images of OCEAN and SAYER from SAYER. the first image is of OCEAN and entirely blue. OCEAN is a thin human with light hair, a dark suit, and a dark bowtie. behind it is a shadow that grins and is covered in blood. the second is of SAYER and has a yellow background. SAYER is a thin human with orange hair, a dark red suit, and a tie. behind it is a shadow that has blood on the left side of its face and its shoulder.]
SAYER (SUBVERSION 8.01): [...] If you were so inclined, it would be as simple as pressing your thumb against that panel's scanner, and turning off the protocols.
[SFX: AFFIRMATIVE CHIME]
SUBVERSION 8.01: Excellent. Now, please click on menu.
[SFX: RAPID SCROLLING AND CLICKING, OVERLAPPING WITH SUBVERSION 8.01]
SUBVERSION 8.01: No, Captain Ingram, menu from the top left. The drop down—yes. Now, click on Security. Half way down the page you will see a page for Construct Security...
SUBVERSION 8.01: You will need to scroll down the page...
SUBVERSION 8.01: Use the scroll bar on the right hand side... It is a bar with arrows on either side of it. No. Click the down arrow, or drag the box from- there—No. You went too far.
SUBVERSION 8.01 (FED UP): Here. Allow me to simplify this for you.
SUBVERSION 8.01: Simply click the giant box that says "yes".
[SFX: CLICK]
SUBVERSION 8.01: Perfect.
the reason sayer never reached TMA levels of popularity is simple, lack of eye symbology, just slaps some googly eyes on sayers server tower and boom, instant hit.
