#speaky

[maurofonseca]

[melonfiend]

in case it needs to be made clear to some of you, the MH actors are NOT their characters. I don’t care if they share the same names in some cases, they are not characters. they are actual people. being a fan of the character is fine—so is being a fan of the actor (given you’re normal about it)! but please just treat the cast with respect already. it’s been over a decade of this. stop doing this weird shit

[loyyvie]

I can't stop applying PAFL to my everyday life. Everything has to be a reference nowadays. I see some guy smoking a cig and it's like, "oh, just like PAFL." Do my damn duolingo lessons in russian and go, "oh, just like PAFL." I breathe, just like nikita before he died, and think to myself, "oh, just like PAFL." Like bro. Please touch some grass

[anetteslife]

This guy has been sending me nudes and bothering me for like 3 years

[garrymitosis]

Laptop: hey guys look at this player I have obtained

Every other computer god thing: oh cool, make sure you follow the rules and regulations of raising a player, remember, these are wild animals ! !

Laptop: hmm I think I will not. GARRY. ENTERTAIN ME.

Garry: okie dokie *lags out the game and does what it wants because it is an understimulated wild animal*

Laptop: why is my animal being an animal

Other computer gods: hey, you need to understand that players do these things, they need enrichment and creative mode dulls every sensation other than sight and hearing. Your guy is bored as hell. Also, players are wild animals, you are interacting with it too much, and it's imprinted on you. It will be seen as sick and stupid by other players if you do not teach it how to be alive in the wild. so now you have to be really careful and diligent in teaching it what it needs to know before you release it back into the wild, otherwise it will have some serious issues socializing with other players and living on its own once released :)

Laptop: I obtained it it's mine. You aren't aloud to tell me how to raise my player. Anyways, GARRY I GIVE YOU FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE VIA ASSuMING YOU ALREADY KNOW AND GETTING PISSED AT YOU FOR NOT KNOWING

Garry: A

Other computer gods: Hey man, we know we literally can't control you because you, like us, are gods beyond mortal comprehension, however you will now be treated like a bad person who mistreats their players because that's what you are at this point.

Laptop: dw I can follow directions look

Laptop:*puts garry in a hard-core world as a punishment for misbehaving* see I'm going to teach it things

Other computer gods: ah not what we meant however we will keep in touch the bare minimum to hopefully get your guy into a better situation

Laptop: why are you still mad at me I did what you said I just ignored the parts I didn't like

Garry: *dies horribly to tnt at the bottom of a desert temple in the hard-core world 3 days in* that was horrible can I go back to not knowing what pain and hunger are

Laptop: NO YOU MADE EVERYONE HATE ME

Garry: huh

Laptop: I'm tired of you. Get out of my sight *throws it into a fresh survival world, not hard-core this time so that laptop can better ignore it*

Other computer gods: oh yay laptops player has reached its First Death! Now we can remove it from laptops care whenever it goes to the world hub,,, ... . Why does garry not have a communication tablet yet, laptop.

Laptop: if I release this blight of a creature apon the world it will be my final revenge. You should be greatfull that it is contained and thank me for my sacrifice of having to look at this thang

Other computer gods: what

Laptop: but dw lol I have found a suitable babysitter

Other computer gods: WHAT

Speak: *has just been grabbed from wherever they were having a normal player life and yote into Garry's survival world by laptop* WHAT THE FUCK

Garry: do you know if you can eat rotten flesh *actively eating it*

Speak : WHERE AM I

Garry : idk

Speak: wdym you don't know aren't you the admin

Garry: lol what's that

[speakingofllamas]

my main is felidthing. im 24. he/it

hermits i watch every episode/video: mumbo, etho, scar hermits i watch most videos: tango, gem hermits i check in on: doc, bdubs, pearl

never watched dream smp but i am an orphan's path ENTHUSIAST

[jihyohanbin]

twice: you’re a queen!

me:

[zombieragdolly]

Drew my pet rat on Ms Paint!!!! Her name is Pickles!!