I went to a carnival yesterday and found God. Do not go to the Mayfield Carnival.
I don’t know how to say this without sounding completely crazy. But yesterday, I went to the carnival hoping to win $600. Instead, I found god.
The carnival comes to our town for a week during the summer, and I normally don’t go. Despite liking roller coasters and rides in general, I don’t trust carnival rides.
The only reason I went was because they were passing out flyers. If you were buried alive for a couple of minutes, you would win $600. I figured it wouldn’t hurt, right? They wouldn’t let you die.
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As I walked up to the board that described the event, my head started hurting. It was a weird kind of pain, one that came from the back of my head and caused the hairs on the back of my neck to stand on end.
The rules were pretty straightforward, and to put it simply, some were mildly concerning. I figured they added some flair to the rules to try and draw people in.
Rule number one: You do not have to hold your breath. We will supply you with air and provide you with a bottle of water and a snack.
Rule number two: If you hear something, ignore it. If you smell something, it’s all in your head.
Rule number three: If you hear a voice on the walkie-talkie and it does not sound like the man who lowered you, do not get out of the coffin.
Rule number four: If you see something on the other side, report it to the man who lowered you when you’re released.
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After reading the rules, I walked to the area where the coffin was. I thought it was weird that the space was inside of a larger tent instead of outside. I peeled back the red tent door and poked my head inside.
“Hello?” I asked as I looked around. The tent had a large hole dug in the middle of the floor. White silk filled the coffin, which was made of redwood. It was pretty to look at, and for a moment I couldn’t take my eyes off of the coffin.
“Hi.” A man said from next to me. I must’ve missed him when I looked around the tent the first time. His long black beard stretched down to his stomach and his dark blue eyes seemed to illuminate the tent.
When we made eye contact, he laughed at me and stood up.
“I didn’t mean to scare you. Are you here about the contest?” He asked me as he held his hand out to me.
I reached forward and shook his hand.
“Yeah. I got one of the flyers. Is the money still being offered to someone who goes under? I don’t have claustrophobia or anything, and I made sure to read the rules.” I told the man as I shook his hand with a small smile.
“Perfect. We were going to update those, actually, but the prize amount was increased to a grand.” He said as he walked away from me and opened a small cooler. When he turned back he tossed me a bottle of water and a candy bar.
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I didn’t stop and think about why the reward was increased. I didn’t ask any questions.
I moved forward and climbed into the coffin. It was only going to be for a couple of minutes. I figured I wouldn’t need the snack of the drink. I turned around and let my back hit the coffin floor. The man smiled from above me.
“We can talk through the walkie-talkie.” The man told me as he tossed me one. It landed on my chest. As I reached up to try it out the coffin lid closed and I could feel myself being lowered into the ground.
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I was under there for what felt like hours and with each passing moment my heart felt like it was going to burst out of my chest. It felt like I would never escape.
I went from being calm, cool, and collected to terrified and completely panicked.
Eventually, the surrounding air began feeling heavy and that’s when I heard him.
“You come here. You sit here on the bounds of my world and yours and you come here for what? Answers?” The man hissed at me. His voice was deep, I could feel it forcing its way into my brain.
“You’re like the others. You come here but do not speak. But you listen, you listen so closely to my words. What? Do you want to know about the heavens? About the hells?”
“Do you want to know how you’ll die?” He asked me. His voice slid into my head. I could tell that he wanted me to answer him and I wanted to. Something was drawing my lips apart.
As soon as the coffin lid opened, the man handed me the cash and I jumped out. I left so fast that I didn’t bother to tell him what I saw. I am never coming back to this carnival, and neither should you.














