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[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

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(… An underworker has apparently fallen down the elevator shaft leading into the Choral Chambers, and entirely splatted upon the bottom.)

MY ENTIRE AGE HATH BEEN MADE

[pharloom-white-knight]

What’s with that big dumb stupid head of yours anyway? Is it like a hat? Or is it more like a styled hair-equivalent, in which case what does it look like unstyled?

(I'd better not see any of you calling my headdress stupid anymore. My pin is lethal, ahahaha!)

[hk-soulblood-au]

phantom ascending instead of lace is a terrifying ‘what if’. thank you so much for that

Oh, don't you worry! It gets worse.

You know how in the Weaver Queen ending, Hornet grows extra arms?

"A beast's nature bared to all" really hits harder when they can't speak. What are they in this moment, if not a frightened, cornered animal?

[shakra-of-pharloom]

are you doggy, is this photo evidence of your puppiness

(ooc note: NOT MINE THAT HONOR BELONGS TO @creativecapybara )

I am unsure of what a “dog” is, but I will admit that my “tail” as you could call it does slightly move when excited. None of those other things are true, I assure you. How did someone get this information that I do these things?

[grandreed17-official]

i had my ralseisplat license revoked but i can still do it, just not through simple majicks anymore. uh…

ignore the harp suspended by rope that’s dangling over your head for a second

The what suspended by wh-

ow

[diablo-sera-tops]

… blaze has it occurred to you that you might’ve just found the fucking fae

wait

wait i didn't even think abt that. oh my god

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

making a chair with my hands and holding you like this

[chef-lugoli-official]

so… lugoli! some rich fool’s been parading around the sinner roads, peeved me off, so now i got an arrangement to go and get him cuz’ even his own butlers don’t like him.

i was thinking i could capture them and have you cook ‘em. they aren’t from the citadel but i know rich bugs likely taste spectacular… y’know, being untouched, eating well, fat.

if anyone would know what to do with such an ingredient, it’d be you, but i wanted to let ya’ know before i actually went to grab it, yea?

— @roachfeeder-real

(ignore that this is from my main btw. but this is a little arc im doing with @/richest-husk-in-hallownest cuz he pissed rek off and now rek’s gonna eat him. just figured i’d send an ask first before rek ferried the bougie man in or something. give you a heads up)

That sounds like a solid plan!

I'm always more than happy to carve up and cook the wealthy. If you can get that snooty bastard's carcass back to my kitchen I'll make sure to cook one hell of a feast for you!