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[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

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(… An underworker has apparently fallen down the elevator shaft leading into the Choral Chambers, and entirely splatted upon the bottom.)

MY ENTIRE AGE HATH BEEN MADE

[pharloom-white-knight]

What’s with that big dumb stupid head of yours anyway? Is it like a hat? Or is it more like a styled hair-equivalent, in which case what does it look like unstyled?

(I'd better not see any of you calling my headdress stupid anymore. My pin is lethal, ahahaha!)

[hk-soulblood-au]

are parts of phantom’s body expressive? so like tailcoats, silken hair… do they droop? do they wag? stuff like that

Oh, absolutely! Phantom's silk-hair tends to do that "flying in the wind" type thing when they're trying to scare or impress somebody, or when they just want to be dramatic. Otherwise, it's basically the same as normal hair.

Their coattails are a fun one, because they are expressive despite not being part of Phantom's body! Like their hair, their coattails tend to be inert when they're not expressing anything, but they can "wag" and "droop" according to their emotions! (Side note: Phantom has actual tails in Pokémon Silk and Soul, and all of this also applies to their actual tails!)

[diablo-sera-tops]

we love goring our choir bastard

i love seventeen because she exists for 2 reasons

ascend someone to godhood

get the most karmic death ever after the ascension

[shakra-of-pharloom]

are you doggy, is this photo evidence of your puppiness

(ooc note: NOT MINE THAT HONOR BELONGS TO @creativecapybara )

I am unsure of what a “dog” is, but I will admit that my “tail” as you could call it does slightly move when excited. None of those other things are true, I assure you. How did someone get this information that I do these things?

[grandreed17-official]

i had my ralseisplat license revoked but i can still do it, just not through simple majicks anymore. uh…

ignore the harp suspended by rope that’s dangling over your head for a second

The what suspended by wh-

ow

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

making a chair with my hands and holding you like this

[chef-lugoli-official]

so… lugoli! some rich fool’s been parading around the sinner roads, peeved me off, so now i got an arrangement to go and get him cuz’ even his own butlers don’t like him.

i was thinking i could capture them and have you cook ‘em. they aren’t from the citadel but i know rich bugs likely taste spectacular… y’know, being untouched, eating well, fat.

if anyone would know what to do with such an ingredient, it’d be you, but i wanted to let ya’ know before i actually went to grab it, yea?

— @roachfeeder-real

(ignore that this is from my main btw. but this is a little arc im doing with @/richest-husk-in-hallownest cuz he pissed rek off and now rek’s gonna eat him. just figured i’d send an ask first before rek ferried the bougie man in or something. give you a heads up)

That sounds like a solid plan!

I'm always more than happy to carve up and cook the wealthy. If you can get that snooty bastard's carcass back to my kitchen I'll make sure to cook one hell of a feast for you!