#speech fail

[moonbasetycho]

[kid-cat64]

When trying to say "glass break" I almost said "Grass Blake."

WHO THE HELL IS BLAKE

AND WHAT DOES GRASS HAVE TO DO WITH THEM???

[plopeye]

OH MY GOD MY MOM AND I WERE TALKING AND SHE FORGOT WAS SHE WAS ABOUT TO DO SO SHE ASKED ME SO I SAID WATCH SHERLOCK AND SHE SAID NO I WASNT GOING TO DO SHERLOCK AND IM LIKE REALLY CAUSE I TOTALLY WOULD AND NOW IM LAIGHING AND SHES LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

[gailwashere2016-blog]

All of this is true

Announcer: On Monday we have school off for Rosch Hasshoshana

Entire School: Nope that's not it...

Announcer: I mean Rosh Hashena

Entire School: YOUR MOTHER IS A RABBI

[glorious-cloud-wombat]

“the weast coast”

okay

[minaea]

Sometimes I end up channeling my inner Yoda when I talk. I just told someone: "Very nice, you look. ....I mean you look very nice!!!"

[broken-chameleoncircuit-blog]

My friend was helping me pick out clothes to go to the club and I was being loud and I caught myself and I couldn't think of the word "yell" so I said "I'm louding."

[speechfail-blog]

We're having a hard time faulting this news reporter for his mid-interview freakout. We're scared of snakes, too.