#doing the do

[imfullofworms]

Maslow's Hierarchy, But it's All Sex

I had this idea

For a big sexy poem

About sloppy kisses and

Clawing tips on sweaty thighs

An ode to the doors, floors

And washing machines that

Could bear us two becoming one

In a moment of moaning and

Tickling in-ear groaning

Where your hair's in my fist

With a wet tongue on my lips

No, not those ones

But the lips I'll spread

When you're finished

And we won't care

We'll moan so loud that

The ancient stones

And Kings of old

Will fear the ecstasy

Of us wearing one another

As lovers

So come

Come

Come for me

Best bring your hunger

by... me? O⁠_⁠o

[shiningtorrance-moved]

My reactions to the Doctor Sleep movie through random memes I have saved on my computer

When I first saw Danny

When Mrs. Massey appeared onscreen

When Rose appeared

When Crow appeared

When Crow said “Netflix”

Watching Kyliegh Curran’s performance

When the True ate Grandpa Flick’s steam

When Bradley Trevor died

When I realized that the random guy in the baseball bleachers talking about Bradley is Danny Lloyd

When David died

When Billy died

When Crow died

Whenever the Overlook sets appeared

When Dick said “Ka is a wheel”

When Rose took off her jacket

When Rose was sucking Dan’s steam

When Dan said “THEY’RE NOT SPECIAL! THEY’RE STARVING!”

When the ghosts turned on Dan

When Dan messed with the pressure valves

When I remembered what happens in the Shining book after Danny’s mask monologue

When it didn’t

When Dan died

When Abra was talking with Dan’s ghost

When I was watching it with my friend who hasn’t read The Shining or Doctor Sleep and realized she thought Dan was still alive because she didn’t recognize the book quotes talking about Jack’s death in The Shining

When Mrs. Massey appeared at the end

When I left the theater the first time

When I left the theater the second time

[honey-bunches-of-nope13]

Team Ruby's reaction to getting caught doing the nasty with their s/o

Ruby

- Honestly, her S/O will probably notice that they have an audience before she does unless the intruder makes a lot of noise. Her eyes are closed and she is in her own little world with her S/O. Nothing else exists.

- When she does become aware, an adorable shriek is guaranteed.

- Her face will turn redder than her cloak as she scrambles to hide under the blankets.

- She’ll probably take them all to hide. S/O is on their own.

- May use her Semblance to hide in the closet.

Weiss

- Will notice right away and will be MORTIFIED.

- “HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING!?!”

- She will use her S/O as a human shield.

- The mood is ruined for sure. For a week at least.

- Her team will notice a new sliding lock on the door soon after.

- Whoever walked in on them will be bribed or blackmailed.

Blake

- She will have most likely used one of her shadow closes to escape under the covers before the person walking in has fully opened the door.

- Her S/O will also find themselves yanked under as well before they know what is going on.

- She’ll try to act like they’re just snuggling under the covers and reading a book. It’s not going to work, but she’ll still try though.

- Her stuttering and blushing will give it away faster than anything.

- The mood is ruined for now, but she may be up for another round later, but NOT in the same place they were just caught.

- She’ll have a hard time looking whoever walked in on them in the eye for a while.

Yang

- “WHAT THE FUCK!?! GET OUT!!!!!!”

- Prepare to duck, because she will throw the nearest object at the intruder. Could be a pillow, could be a coffee mug. Do you want to take that gamble? Didn’t think so.

- Will be a blushing mess.

- She won’t let it bother her for long though. Give her a few minutes and she’ll be ready to pick up where she and her S/O left off.

- Later on, whoever walked in will be threatened with violence to keep them quiet.

[icelandsgooglehistory]

I mean, I bet you have some followers that would want you in their bed xD

//pfft sure xD

[angel-with-a-pipette]

All this talk about shirtless Terra but what about shirtless Aqua?

[dr-deadfox]

I couldn't deside which one i wanted. I origonally made a really good mix but then forgot the brush

[fandomsarecrazy]

And here’s some good ol’ smut for you klance loving people and I think I might have a problem with Galra AU. I tried once and I can’t stop. This is my new drug guys.