Your mercs kissing Scout taunt post is absolute peak. Now (if you want to do it, of course) how about mercs hugging Scout taunt 😃
scout: okay listen, scout loves himself as much as the next guy, but hes also kind of an asshole. he gets this wicked grin on his face and before the other one can even react hes literally picking him up and spinning him. even scout wants to toss himself around like a ragdoll.
soldier: jane doesnt get hugs very often. because he insists on treating them like a contest of who can squeeze harder. its not even that he means to lift people off the ground. he does mean to break their ribs though, that parts on purpose. scout cant even hug back, his arms are being squished [and probably broken as well] against his sides. a cracking sound and scout screams, hes set back down and falls to the floor like a figuring stuck in that pose. medic please help.
pyro: pyro is literally vibrating from excitement. pyro loves hugs, and more than that they might have the tinniest crush on scout. they pull scout into the hug, arms under his, face [mask] nuzzled into scouts neck. theyve been dreaming of this, okay? scout hugs back firmly completely oblivious, but happy to give a hug that wont break his bones. pyro is only sparing him because they like him.
demo: picks scout up from his legs, and spins him just because. scouts hands are on his shoulders and hes giggling. demo sets him down, only stumbling just a little, and gives him one last bear hug with a kiss on the cheek for good measure.
heavy: theres already a taunt for scout hugging heavy, BUT this is different because its heavy hugging scout. instead of trapping scouts arms against him like soldier, heavy very politely gives scout approximately one second of him leaning down for a nice hug. and then he stands up all the way and takes scout with him laughing because scout squeaked like a little bunny and locked his arms behind heavys head. heavy is squeezing scouts ass during the hug. he sets scout down like a gentleman and claps him on the shoulder.
engie: getting a hug from engie is probably the most common type of hug around the base, but that doesnt mean theyre not good. engies hugs are just so warm, and firm. scout just swears he could fall asleep. engie wraps his arms around scouts torso and looks up so scout can bend down and tuck his shoulder underneath engies chin, and in return scout rests his head on engies shoulder. is it the most comfy for engie? maybe not but this is abour scout and hes willing to rest here for just a moment.
medic: medic loves to tease scout. okay. this is just true trust me. medic will wrap his arms around scout and have one hand on the back of scouts head so he can guide it to his chest and then lean down and whisper in scouts ear. sometimes its not even sexual. sometimes its a threat. either way scout is trapped and can only grip the doctors sides and listen until its over. he likes it better when medic is wearing [or, not wearing?] the burly beast. its easier to ignore what hes saying when theres a very nice set of boobs in front of him.
sniper: sniper doesnt give hugs. he can get awkward when it comes to physical affection, he just isnt used to handling it. so he gets possessive with it. he grips scout close by his shoulders and basically crushes the guy into him, tucking his face into snipers neck and looking over the guys shoulder to glare at anyone whos looking at them. hes muttering under his breath unintentionally. scout would never tell him [or anyone] but he actually quite enjoys this.
spy: scout hates it when spy gets too close to him. he gets this look in his eye. he looks sad, genuinely distraught. spy knows scout doesnt like looking him in the eye so he takes scouts head in his hands and makes him look down. he presses scouts head against his chest gently and places one hand on the back of his neck and the other on his back. after a moment, scout will slowly wrap his arms around spy.
