#little prick

[qqvoidin]

WHAT is his problem genuinely

[chugginggasoline]

hi the mercs kissing scout taunt

Scout: Grinning so wide, he grabs the other Scout by the neck and plants a fat one on him. hes hot shit and he knows it. Giggling all around.

Soldier: Physically lifts Scout off the ground, borderline throws him back when hes done. I imagine this is done with a laugh and a "PA-POW!!" sound effect.

Pyro: hands together and flapping their metaphorical eyelashes, you can practically see the blush on them. leans in and presses their mask to the side of Scouts face. Muffled squealing.

Demo: Fond smile on his face, pulls Scout close and kisses him so gently. Basically turns into making out, blushing and kicking their feet afterwards.

Heavy: Alright at this point i just like throwing him around. Heavy also lifts Scout up, plants one on him, and rather than just throwing Scout back down to the ground he sets him down and gives him a tap on the ass.

Engie: Rolls his eyes exaggeratedly and then uses one hand to bring him down by his bag and the other grabs him by his hip. Kisses him absolutely silly, has Scout fumbling where to put his hands. Ends with Engie laughing and Scout blushing.

Medic: Oh Scout is nervous. Medic just makes him anxious!! Scout is glancing around and Medic has his hands behind his back and is looking down at him. Smirks and grabs Scout by his chin and forces him to look up, then a quick firm kiss on the lips, and Medic laughs at him. How silly!

Sniper: obessed with Sniper doing the kabedon. Hand on the wall behind Scout and leaning in close. The real quiet 'Incoming' line before he kisses him nice and long. Scout is stunned into silence, Sniper just grins.

Spy: A kiss on the forehead! Spy will cradle his sons face and for the first time ever, and Scout isnt looking at him but he can tell he isnt smiling. Spy presses his face the to the top of his hat and mutters something that could be an apology. Scout practically yanks himself away and crosses his arms. Spy just sighs.

[torrentfile]

Bath time

[jevilowo]

Every day I think about a potential tf2 taunt that lets you make character kiss. The problem with this is 40+ combinations gets complicated, so in my mind I have since simplified it to a Medic taunt, similar to Soldier's choking one, in which the other classes kiss him in thanks for the heals.

Scout: acts grossed out about it, goes on tiptoes and kisses the very edge of Medic's lips and wipes his mouth afterwards (He secretly enjoyed it)

Soldier: recreates that one painting where the soldier swings the girl down to kiss her, then steps back and salutes

Pyro: HEADBUTT

Demo: drunk af, stumbles in, slings his arms around Medic and gives him a massive sloppy one on the lips

Heavy: the one you've probably been waiting for. Picks Medic up clean off his feet, borderline make out session, puts him down politely afterwards

Engineer: has to pull Medic down by his lapels (short) and gives him a chaste enough one on the lips bc his mother raised him right

Medic: synchronised double cheek kisses with the "mwah" sound effect from the heavy is dead

Sniper: KAKEBON, lip kiss, bonus "i reckon ur gonna get real used to lookin up at me" line

Spy: back of hand kiss, double cheek kiss AND slightly hesitant peck on the lips

...I've thought too much about this haven't I

[omgtheregoesthefuckidontgive]

YOU GO BABY BOY

Not a single bone hesitated there

[ye-old-hermit-woman]

He's slowly multiplying....

*punch punch punch*

I want a larger neko Kid for my next purchase hehehe

[saikoku]

hello internet welcome to game theory

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