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Gasoline . primarily post about scout tf2. go away no visitors.
both of the snipers are australian and both of the spies are french but their relationships couldnt be more different.
blue spy hates his sniper with a passion but bluey genuinely doesnt notice. he thinks that spy is a bit of an ass but ultimately that any time they talk theyre just goofin around. thats just how friends talk to each other
the reds HATE each other, its been on sight since day one when they passed each other in the hallway and spy looked at sniper and said in all of his french arrogant-ness "excuse me."
i really like snipers face. like i just wanna put my hands on him. brush my thumb against that stupid fucking scar on his nose and and against the tips of his canines. chewing on him
i have another one
scout kissing the mercs yes it is different
scout: he likes to sneak up on blu. get him while hes distracted, then wrestle him until hes pinned and just go for it. has a 99% success rate of going further.
soldier: being within arms reach of soldier is dangerous territory. its like a game. how close can you get without soldier breaking your bones [accidentally or on purpose]. scout can usually throw an arm around soldier casually and get away with it, since hes a pretty touchy person. so sometimes he likes to lean in a little closer. soldiers lips are chapped, and he thinks about buying him some chapstick. all thoughts are subsequently squashed as soldier starts moving.
pyro: listen we all know pyro loves scout. but how does scout feel? scout likes pyro! but hes completey obvious. at least scout will kiss the homies goodnight. scout will press a smooch to pyros forehead in passing, and maybe one or two [if pyro plays their cards right] once theyre separating for the night from whatever they were doing. the texture of the mask is interesting, but he otherwise doesnt mind it.
demo: oh scout loves kissing demo. demos lips are just so soft, and he holds scout so gently. it makes him want to melt. his favorite way to kiss demo is by climbing in his lap and with demos head in his hands. also has a very good success rate of going further, granted that there are no other people around. no, scout, demo will not fuck you on the couch in front of the rest of the team.
heavy: scout likes to kiss heavy in battle. hear me out okay. scout is either right next to heavy in battle or on the complete other side of the map. so when he does happen to be right next to heavy, and neither of them are actively dying or being shot at, he likes to go up on his tippy toes and drag heavy the rest of the way down for a little smooch. scout likes the adrenaline rush from tasting the blood in his mouth.
engie: scout likes to kiss engie when hes either in the kitchen or his workshop. or on the field or when hes working on snipers truck or- he just likes to kiss engie when hes focused. engie has joked that he gets off on being a distraction but really scout just likes how intense he looks. how natural he fits into whatever setting. cooking is a big one. it just feels so..domestic. something about it just feels right to scout and he wants to be a part of it.
medic: scout kisses medic like hes trying to fight him. maybe its his way of trying to be dominant. maybe its because medic makes him nervous. maybe its both. either way hes pressing into him hard. medic will usually laugh at him, and thats when scout tries to get handsy. very very high success rate.
sniper: scout enjoys kissing sniper when theyre alone. especially if sniper wasnt expecting it, because thats when its easiest to get sniper to relax. if other people are around he'll get all possesive and tense. if hes expecting it hell get too in his head and start overcompensating for his anxiety by getting rougher. but if scout can suprise him just enough that he wont have time to think about it, then sniper will just melt. visibly relaxing into whatever hold scout has on him.
Your mercs kissing Scout taunt post is absolute peak. Now (if you want to do it, of course) how about mercs hugging Scout taunt 😃
you absolute genius
scout: okay listen, scout loves himself as much as the next guy, but hes also kind of an asshole. he gets this wicked grin on his face and before the other one can even react hes literally picking him up and spinning him. even scout wants to toss himself around like a ragdoll.
soldier: jane doesnt get hugs very often. because he insists on treating them like a contest of who can squeeze harder. its not even that he means to lift people off the ground. he does mean to break their ribs though, that parts on purpose. scout cant even hug back, his arms are being squished [and probably broken as well] against his sides. a cracking sound and scout screams, hes set back down and falls to the floor like a figuring stuck in that pose. medic please help.
pyro: pyro is literally vibrating from excitement. pyro loves hugs, and more than that they might have the tinniest crush on scout. they pull scout into the hug, arms under his, face [mask] nuzzled into scouts neck. theyve been dreaming of this, okay? scout hugs back firmly completely oblivious, but happy to give a hug that wont break his bones. pyro is only sparing him because they like him.
demo: picks scout up from his legs, and spins him just because. scouts hands are on his shoulders and hes giggling. demo sets him down, only stumbling just a little, and gives him one last bear hug with a kiss on the cheek for good measure.
heavy: theres already a taunt for scout hugging heavy, BUT this is different because its heavy hugging scout. instead of trapping scouts arms against him like soldier, heavy very politely gives scout approximately one second of him leaning down for a nice hug. and then he stands up all the way and takes scout with him laughing because scout squeaked like a little bunny and locked his arms behind heavys head. heavy is squeezing scouts ass during the hug. he sets scout down like a gentleman and claps him on the shoulder.
engie: getting a hug from engie is probably the most common type of hug around the base, but that doesnt mean theyre not good. engies hugs are just so warm, and firm. scout just swears he could fall asleep. engie wraps his arms around scouts torso and looks up so scout can bend down and tuck his shoulder underneath engies chin, and in return scout rests his head on engies shoulder. is it the most comfy for engie? maybe not but this is abour scout and hes willing to rest here for just a moment.
medic: medic loves to tease scout. okay. this is just true trust me. medic will wrap his arms around scout and have one hand on the back of scouts head so he can guide it to his chest and then lean down and whisper in scouts ear. sometimes its not even sexual. sometimes its a threat. either way scout is trapped and can only grip the doctors sides and listen until its over. he likes it better when medic is wearing [or, not wearing?] the burly beast. its easier to ignore what hes saying when theres a very nice set of boobs in front of him.
sniper: sniper doesnt give hugs. he can get awkward when it comes to physical affection, he just isnt used to handling it. so he gets possessive with it. he grips scout close by his shoulders and basically crushes the guy into him, tucking his face into snipers neck and looking over the guys shoulder to glare at anyone whos looking at them. hes muttering under his breath unintentionally. scout would never tell him [or anyone] but he actually quite enjoys this.
spy: scout hates it when spy gets too close to him. he gets this look in his eye. he looks sad, genuinely distraught. spy knows scout doesnt like looking him in the eye so he takes scouts head in his hands and makes him look down. he presses scouts head against his chest gently and places one hand on the back of his neck and the other on his back. after a moment, scout will slowly wrap his arms around spy.
"I hate you."
"I know."
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hi the mercs kissing scout taunt
Scout: Grinning so wide, he grabs the other Scout by the neck and plants a fat one on him. hes hot shit and he knows it. Giggling all around.
Soldier: Physically lifts Scout off the ground, borderline throws him back when hes done. I imagine this is done with a laugh and a "PA-POW!!" sound effect.
Pyro: hands together and flapping their metaphorical eyelashes, you can practically see the blush on them. leans in and presses their mask to the side of Scouts face. Muffled squealing.
Demo: Fond smile on his face, pulls Scout close and kisses him so gently. Basically turns into making out, blushing and kicking their feet afterwards.
Heavy: Alright at this point i just like throwing him around. Heavy also lifts Scout up, plants one on him, and rather than just throwing Scout back down to the ground he sets him down and gives him a tap on the ass.
Engie: Rolls his eyes exaggeratedly and then uses one hand to bring him down by his bag and the other grabs him by his hip. Kisses him absolutely silly, has Scout fumbling where to put his hands. Ends with Engie laughing and Scout blushing.
Medic: Oh Scout is nervous. Medic just makes him anxious!! Scout is glancing around and Medic has his hands behind his back and is looking down at him. Smirks and grabs Scout by his chin and forces him to look up, then a quick firm kiss on the lips, and Medic laughs at him. How silly!
Sniper: obessed with Sniper doing the kabedon. Hand on the wall behind Scout and leaning in close. The real quiet 'Incoming' line before he kisses him nice and long. Scout is stunned into silence, Sniper just grins.
Spy: A kiss on the forehead! Spy will cradle his sons face and for the first time ever, and Scout isnt looking at him but he can tell he isnt smiling. Spy presses his face the to the top of his hat and mutters something that could be an apology. Scout practically yanks himself away and crosses his arms. Spy just sighs.
guards! put that man in a bunny suit and send him to my quarters!
making my own blu tf2 characters and just beating the shit out of them. absolutely dragging them through the mud. theres light at the end but half of them wont be making it .
putting scout in thigh highs and little shorts with visible thong straps then forcing him down and putting his thighs iver my shoulders while i suck him silly
there needs to be more sniper/sniper smut on ao3
princess come here daddy needs you to blow his head clean off with a shotgun okay
The entire point of this blog is so I can freely say how much I want scout tf2 to be on his knees for me do you understand
they're not very subtle about this whole royal affair thing
Judging Scout ships cause I want to and I can (dw, I like them all)
Sniperscout: Heavymedic of Scout ships. The defult ship. I do like it, I do see the appeal, and I happily reblog content for them because there's just so much for it and lots of it I enjoy. Having said that it's not my favourite Scout ship at all. I am however a top Sniper enjoyer in sniperscout (not sexually, don't talk to me about this) and it seems most people are too so yay! Their height difference is everything though but it could be better and so,
Heavyscout: aishiaosaop. Now that's the ship for height/size difference enjoyers and yours truly is just that. 10/10, needs more content and shippers in general cause if not I will make shit for it. Also part of my ot3 that is heavymediscout. And for God's sake, if you see them as brothers or anything familial good for you, but don't tell me that here when I very clearly see them romantically. Anyway, this is my favourite Scout ship, and just favourite tf2 ship in general. Heavy calls Scout "leetle Scout" and picks him up and he can carry him around all day and Scout worms himself under Heavy's shirt and hugs his tummy. Grah!
Mediscout: second favourite Scout ship :D. Not many people ship them because they're afraid how sickeningly sweet they would be together (and also cause heavymedic exists) while causing mischief. No, I don't like this ship with Scout being afraid of Medic etc, I do however like them being maniacs together and Scout would be fascinated by Medic's experiments and then they eat organs together <3. They yap together. Also height difference.
Pyroscout: by far the most adorable ship by default and I love them. They'd be so so playful together and Pyro would 100% be so so affectionate with Scout who would be flustered but actually really happy and he would kiss Pyro's mask and Pyro would nuzzle it against Scout's face as kisses and- agh! So good. Scout carries gasoline and then they cause biggest fire in history. Pyro happily listens to Scout's yapping and treats him so so good. If they see Scout's having a bad day or something they bury him under blankets with plushies and pet him like a cat and-
Soldierscout: underrated as all hell (then again you can say that about any Scout ship aside from Sniperscout). Soldier would be kinda rough with Scout cause you know, but if anyone can take it it's Scout indeed, he'd like being thrown around and the chaos and stuff. Scout's adorableness would make even Soldier be soft sometimes and he would initiate soft kisses and cuddles. Ugh, I love them.
Demoscout: they'd be sooo playful together and so comfortable with each other too. Demo would carry Scout around and steal his hat and throw him around. Hell, they're already cuddle buddies (I saw it in a dream) so Demo knows how to treat Scout right. They drink together, of course, and then they are even more playful and affectionate. Good height difference also.
Engiescout: they sit by Engie's dispenser and kiss! They cuddle behind a sentry and cuddle. Scout takes a nap after yapping while Engie works and finds sleeping Scout adorable. Scout helps too with handing him tools and stuff. Scout's happy that he's the taller one in this relationship which causes Engie to smirk and pick him up and Scout dies. And and Engie calls him sugar and darling in that drawl of his and Scout dies again.
This is all basically the same but aaaaaaaaaaaah. I keep saying it, all Scout ships good and cute.
ThE meRcS aRE ScoUt'S faThEr fIgUreS my ass, they're all his lover figures actually
ok what if i made a fic about everyone loving scout and it was so good and soft and he did the boyfriend hoodie thing with demo. do you think that would be cool
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