Sep 4, 2015
Actual advice. #speedtalking #Ifyoulovesomethingletitgo #ifyoulovesomeone #dontletgo
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Actual advice. #speedtalking #Ifyoulovesomethingletitgo #ifyoulovesomeone #dontletgo
speedtalking has found you
He sighs as he looks at a picture of Blurr. "...I wonder if he's doing ok...Didnt have time to tell him i was moving..." He sighs and leans back against his chair.
Too Fast to Understand
He was beginning to regret this 'multiverse' thing even more. Or, at the very least, regret coming into contact with it, because all it seemed to do was bring along problems.
::Leave::
Then again there's also the straight up threatening ones. You know, the one's that aren't even really pick up lines at all but more of a... yeah. Something like "I have a gun, get in the van" type slag but those ones you probably shouldn't share with your patrons.
"Yeah, thats more of Whirl's department, anyways. I actually think hes said a few of those before."
But you're telling these at the bar... there's sure to be some way to relate to that! Oh! We get some primus awful ones down here. how about " Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass" or maybe "Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass."
"Did you drop out of a B52, baby? Cause you're the bomb~"
"Or how about this one? If you rode with me you would be Swervin' all night long."
"Blurr, you move so fast of course I fell helm over heels for you."
There' something wrong with my commline- your number isn't in it
"Well, I have your comm, but when I went to call it, Blaster said that it wasnt the full comm and.....wait....is this one of your pick up lines?"
Wait, you want bad pick of lines? Like... on a scale of punny to threatening, how bad do you want them?
Bad pick up lines? These sound like good fodder to feed the drunks. Hit me with your worst shot!
*speedtalking has pinged the bar.
Swerve was slightly bored, as the bar was empty of all but a few stragglers. He was half tempted to close up shop, if only he had soemthing else to do that was more important. Or time consuming. He really should look into hiring more staff.
As it was, he had his comms opened wide, and he picked up a slightly scrambled signal coming through his personal line. Interesting.
::Swerve of Swerve's, here. What can I make for you?::