Speedy x Tweety x Sylvester Headcanons
My Looney Tunes OT3. I love them so, so much. Unfortunately, there is pretty much ZERO ship content of them. So I'm going to fix that!
-It was Sylvester and Tweety that started dating first. Speedy originally had a crush on just Tweety…and while a little saddened at seeing him get together with Sylvester, he was happy for the new couple. But seeing how well Sylvester was as a boyfriend and a person (and hearing Tweety gush about the cat) made Speedy slowly gain feelings for Sylvester as well, much to his confusion.
-Despite this, Speedy gathered his nerves and just when he was about to confess..Tweety and Sylvester told him they had been considering inviting him into their relationship (especially considering how close Tweety and Speedy were!) Speedy was shocked…then burst out laughing with joy and relief! He immediately said yes when he calmed down.
-Sly is, of course, very protective of his small boyfriends. That includes things that they don’t need protecting from (he has made himself look very silly due to this, to Speedy and Tweety’s amusement). But he has SEVERAl worries that one day, his instincts will take over and he’ll seriously hurt them.
-Going off of that, Speedy and Tweety are not scared of Sylvester at all…they reassure him that they never will be and know he’s working to control and reign in his instincts.
-To help Sly with controlling these instincts, Tweety and Speedy have developed activities for Sly to let out his instincts without hurting anyone. Some of these activities include chasing the clouds, rolling down on the hills, giving him a space to do zoomies, and so on!
-Out of all of them, Sly is the biggest cuddler. Speedy is always down for physical affection and is happy to give it to him when Tweety’s not in the mood (as Tweety’s not big on touch in general but allows it from the two of them when he wants it because he loves the both of them).
-Both Speedy and Sylvester LOVE playing with and stroking Tweety’s feathers. Especially because it tickles Tweety pink. It’s especially noticeable because like I said before, Tweety usually HATES being touched.
-Speedy is the main one looking out for both of his partners’ health, physical and mental because he knows both of them won’t do it themselves. Especially because Sly stresses so much and Tweety pushes himself more than necessary and GOD, Speedy just wants them to not have to be like this…!
-Speedy and Sylvester are both yappers, especially when they get REAL into their interests (running and writing/fighting). Tweety loves this about them, he likes the noise and the general togetherness of their talking. It’s soothing for him. He doesn’t like it when it’s too quiet…or when either of them are too quiet.
-Out of the three of them, Sylvester is the talker. Tweety is the planner. And Speedy is the actioner. All of them are romantic in their own ways (Sylvester is the classical romantic, Tweety is the pragmatic romantic, and Speedy is the thoughtful romantic).
-Speedy LOVES to speak in Spanish to Sylvester and Tweety, especially because he knows Sylvester understands the language. Sylvester and Speedy love to have conversations in Spanish about how much they love each other and Tweety…all while Tweety is trying to keep up with what they’re saying (he can speak and understand Spanish enough to where he can speak short but full sentences…however, Speedy and Sylvester talk so fast that he can barely keep up).
-Speedy and Sylvester like to cook together for fun, especially for Tweety. Sylvester isn’t as good of a cook as Speedy is (he burns dishes more often than not) but he’s getting better! At the very least, Sly hasn’t caused as many kitchen fires.
-Sylvester has a habit of curling around his boyfriends at night with his body to show that he isn’t dangerous/give the two a sense of safety/loves them unconditionally.
-Sylvester loves letting his tiny boyfriends climb all over him! He’s absolutely aware he’s sometimes used as a makeshift jungle gym and he doesn’t mind one bit…especially when he feels their tiny claws threading all over him and OH it feels so good!
-Speedy has chronic hero syndrome. He’s often tried to “save” Tweety and Sylvester from situations no matter how minor they are. Sylvester and Tweety have to reassure their mouse boyfriend that they're perfectly fine and that he doesn’t need to worry about them constantly.
-Speedy has trouble relaxing occasionally. Mostly because he physically FEELS the need to run constantly, both mentally and emotionally. Thankfully, both Sylvester and Tweetya are good at recognizing the signs and help Speedy to let out his energy peacefully without having to run constantly.
-Tweety ADORES dressing up for his boyfriends. He often wears several different outfits to surprise them and has the two rank them.
-Tweety’s love language is quality time. He actively takes the time out of his day to spend time with them in any way he can. Even if his schedule for the day won’t allow it, the canary will ALWAYS find a way to fit Sylvester and Speedy in.
-Sylvester, Speedy, and Tweety are UNSTOPPABLE when they are together. You do not want to piss all three of them off at the same time. Many have learned this the hard way that they can dismantle an entire operation quicker than you can say “sufferin’ succotash!”
-(NSFW!): In terms of who has the most sex, it’s Tweety and Sylvester. Speedy and Tweety have a decent amount of sex, as does Speedy and Sylvester but not nearly as much as Tweety and Sylvester put together (being that they were the original couple before Speedy joined).
