#spice posts

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I think there should be more Dead Serious content about how horrified the batfam would be that Damian specifically is being courted by a literal extradimensional death god. On one hand, a potentially world-ending creature is hanging around their baby brother. That’s pretty bad.

On the other, the murder child is dragging around a superpowered, highly protective Lazarus monster that will do basically anything to make him happy. Quite literally the nightmare scenario. Tim declares that he’s moving to Metropolis.

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Dead Serious Prompt #1

By pure chance, Danny and Damian look almost identical. After some misunderstandings/attempted stabbing at first sight they become friends, and eventually start dating. They’ve only been official for a week when the Bats finally find out about Danny. 

How?

Timothy Drake-Wayne has seen some weird shit. Monsters, gods, and Dick’s dating history rarely make the top ten. The scene he sees now might warrant a whole new list.

Demon Brat is sitting on a bench in the park. What makes this ordinary scene baffling is the other boy, a boy who’s laying down with his head in Damian’s lap and not getting skewered for it. In fact, the brat looks...happy. Peaceful even. It’s kind of cute, actually.

Until the other boy turns his head to say something. Damian is giving the boy his full attention, and so is Tim because they have the same face. 

...

Oh no.

Tim races back to the manor, slamming the front door open in a ‘MOM HOLY FUCK’ fashion, and yells for a family meeting.

Fucking hell, of course Damian is so arrogant that he’d only date his own evil clone.

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Danny: “Batman’s not a furry, stop calling him that.” The batkids: [intense booing] Bruce: [sigh of relief] Danny: “There’s no fur on his costume or anything.” The Bats: Danny: “The word you’re looking for is ‘leather daddy.’

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WIP excerpt #1

“Hey Dames, Nightwing just broke into my place.” 

A deep, heartfelt sigh of annoyance sounds out from the phone. “Is he injured?”

“I let the cat handle him.”

“Beloved, please tell me my brother has not been murdered before I can do so myself.”

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Deleted scene from Antares

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probably non-canon scene #1

“[Danny] cursed all of Father’s Batsuits. Every time Father wears one, it transforms. So far we have recorded him dressed as Hatsune Miku, a head of lettuce, a bedsheet ghost, Lego Superman, the hockey mascot ‘Gritty’, and a rainbow trout.”  --Damian

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I like being a DPxDC fan who never read the comics. It’s like I’m in the Batman fandom on a travel visa. Hello everyone, lovely country you’ve all got here!