#spicy--satan

[hustlerose]

If I missed your birthday I'm sorry but happy birthday! 🎂

it’s today!!!!

[spicy--satan]

I want to make a typical “pornbot” blog and start talking to people on tumblr and it’ll be like

Me: 22/f... whatcha up to?

Them: *something like trying to troll the bot*

Me: *other typical porn bot stuff*

Them: *something else*

Me: Okay- now that we’ve gotten that out of the way- at midnight, we strike. You take the back line while I set up the front’s attacks and defenses. Our third party will tend to the middle and will also be running the first-aid. If all goes well; I will see you on the other side. But we will not talk. We will not even notice the other’s existence. We will never speak of that event ever again. No matter the torture. No matter the bribing. No matter what. We made an oath to the higher-ups that we cannot break. As I’m sure you know, we need to do our part. And remember, always remember the key to our legion;

“You will smell the rot of their soul, for it is now on it’s way to the end. I have cleansed the world a fraction. The cold lack of empathy from this individual has stopped, it shall do no more. A pretty picture is being painted, this is but a stroke of the brush.”

Farewell.

Them: *reaction*

it would be the funniest shit.