#derp-de-derps

[spicy--satan]

Callout post

for myself

I see you bitch

being gay and shit

you go dude

be gay

do crime

think about muscular girls

like Brigiite and Chahut and Zarya

play on that 3DS and make your wife

oh shit she

HOT

oh fuck is that a gotdamn mii RPG

fuck yeah

wait what was I talking about

all I know is that I was shaking me leggy

what is this post

what is this shit

ahhhh

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Moira rap thing

Stupidity is not a right-

Apparently, you did not get the memo.

This isn’t even the real fight,

This is the demo.

After this, I will confirm my kill,

Now then- Surrender to my will!

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I know or hope that this will never ever happen but if I was ever a serial killer, I would be like, a Homestuck based serial killer. This would be my outfit:

I would write my messages in Alternian; for example:

English:

“You will smell the rot of their soul, for it is now on it's way to the end. I have cleansed the world a fraction. The cold lack of empathy from this individual has stopped, it shall do no more. A pretty picture is being painted, this is but a stroke of the brush.“

Alternian:

(I hope that it is correct)

And just, all around be Homestuck inspired. Obviously it’s absolutely horrible to be thinking about this bullshit, but it just came to mind. Bluh

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When furries are very pleased or happy

NYASSS QUEEN UwU

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Opossum You Dont Belong Here

I saw this and thought of someone

IDK

@hypnotic-juju

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I want to make a typical “pornbot” blog and start talking to people on tumblr and it’ll be like

Me: 22/f... whatcha up to?

Them: *something like trying to troll the bot*

Me: *other typical porn bot stuff*

Them: *something else*

Me: Okay- now that we’ve gotten that out of the way- at midnight, we strike. You take the back line while I set up the front’s attacks and defenses. Our third party will tend to the middle and will also be running the first-aid. If all goes well; I will see you on the other side. But we will not talk. We will not even notice the other’s existence. We will never speak of that event ever again. No matter the torture. No matter the bribing. No matter what. We made an oath to the higher-ups that we cannot break. As I’m sure you know, we need to do our part. And remember, always remember the key to our legion;

“You will smell the rot of their soul, for it is now on it’s way to the end. I have cleansed the world a fraction. The cold lack of empathy from this individual has stopped, it shall do no more. A pretty picture is being painted, this is but a stroke of the brush.”

Farewell.

Them: *reaction*

it would be the funniest shit.

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The best thing I’ve ever fucking seen is Griffin McElroy killing an npc, naming them “Bookshelf” and just, ya know, putting a book on their corpse. It’s art. Monster Factory is my favorite thing.

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New book idea I pulled out of my ass

You are Niki Abraham, an asexual freedom fighter, determined to overthrow the superior power and freeing her race from this horrible cycle. Every baby born into this race will get a tracking chip installed in their forehead, monitoring what they are doing. You are supposed to become an architect, building homes for the new families. However, you have a gift for technology; from hacking to mechanical engineering. Through this skill and talent, you manage to escape this horrible cycle, joining a rebellion for trying to overthrow this evil. You go through test after test, rank after rank, absolutely determined to set this world out of its horrible state. From murdering everyone in your way to calling the shots, you have to save this society and its people. Even if it means taking the most extreme measures and becoming an emotionless soldier. Well, almost emotionless.