#spider adventures

[psych-meup]

Puppydog (my forcibly adopted spider) is back after a few days hiatus where I was honestly worried someone had smashed her. I guess she decided she needed shelter today because it's been rainy.

Anyway, I've learned that she thinks my window shades are her personal lounge spot/jungle gym/hunting Paradise even though her bed is on top of my closet.

I guess she's worried about me or she's feeling bad for leaving because lo and behold, puppydog leaves a fly in plain sight for me to discover. Naturally, I thanked her but kindly informed her that I do not eat flies or bugs.

[psych-meup]

So lucky you, 2 Puppydog entries in one day. I was singing Ella Fitzgerald and I swear to god that Puppydog was dancing on the ceiling. At least I know she has good taste, though.

[yupyupppippi]

the spider count is up to 6 so far in the past couple weeks

four of them since last night

all the same kind of large brown spider with long stretched out legs (not like held closely to the body)

i’m like 75% sure they’re brown recluses but i have no idea what to do even if they were

do they make spider traps?

[fandomaestheticxo]

My friend just texted me and said that she got attacked by a spider in the car while she was driving and her husband wouldn't do anything because he didn't have a napkin and it just had me thinking.... Being in the car with Chris and there's a spider. What do you do??! If it's on you and you're both freaking the fuck out. Oh my god. All the adventures you'd have 😂

[askthegatr]

((THE SPIDER HAS BEEN SIEZED))

[askthegatr]

((THERE IS A SPIDER UNDER MY BED IT IS ALMOST 3AM, I WANT TO SLEEP BUT I CANT KNOWING THAT THING IS DOWN THERE PLANNING TO CONTROL ME FROM THE INSIDE... ))

[pacifistrun]

right decide 4 me, do I get a piece of cardboard and try and let it out myself this very moment or do I wait 5 hours and call a neighbour??

[pacifistrun]

I’ve got it!!! I dropped a tub on it and got it!! now it is sat there under a tub w/ the annotated catholic pastoral edition bible on top making sure it doesn’t go anywhere. the most use my upbringing has ever been to me