#spider speaks

[brown-spider]

I cannot believe how often this 55+ yr old man keeps trying to "im just a little guy" his way out of everything 💀

[vaspider]

As we go forward into the shit parade that's unfolding, here's one truth for y'all that will help keep you focused:

You cannot control who other people are or how they behave. You can only ever control who you are and how you react. What do you believe, and how does that cause you to act? What do you value, and how does that make you react?

I'm not gonna tell you what your values are and how to act - you're gonna have to figure that out yourself - but you can't control what other people do. You can only control yourself, your behavior, your values.

[spiderwantspain]

Hello whumplr!

Call me Spider, I'm here to finally dip my toes into Whump.

If you know anyone who's got good captivity or dehumanization whump or just funny stuff with collars and power dynamics, I'm listening.

(if anyone knows who writes that one whump series with the penitent DnD fiend warlock (think his name was Harrow?) PLEASE tell me I lost it years ago while I was still a lurker and can't find it)

[spider-in-my-ear]

Who the fuck has been listening to Sara Sometimes more than me?!?

@sarasometimes

[spidergutz-writes]

Not a request but imagine how Michael feels the first time you say he’s handsome and that you love him. For so many years he has been told he is nothing but evil.

I wanna hold him and make him feel all soft and loved.

omfg yEs. Reduce that beast of a man into softness 🙏🙏🙏

~ he’s gonna just slowly look to you like 👁️👄👁️

Yknow that one audio with L just going “you think…I’m creepy?” Replace that with “you think…I’m handsome?” And boom, you got him.

is absolutely dumbfounded, and has to walk away for a moment to process your words.

will come back to you in like an hour and very silently demand you say it again, via staring at you and huffing occasionally until you do.

from then on out, he will get cranky if you don’t tell him that enough! I mean, cmon, do you even love him if you’re not saying it 100 times a day? (The answer is yes. Yes you do. He’s just needy sometimes)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

hi there! im spider colon 3, or just spider for short! ::::3

im here for fun, mostly! i promise i wont hurt you~

it/xey pronouns for me!

tags for visibility and mod info under the cut

heya! im @theetherealraphael on main!! it/xey/it/he pronouns, i think! please be nice! ::::3

@smileinc

@frown-inc

@nanochittle i made the blog!!

tags:

spider speaks: in character talking

spiders past: talking about spiders past, generally through vague loreposts

spider ooc: mod speaks!

strangerdanger!: talking to someone new!

[arachnid-teeth]

Sometimes I hope for a DBDA S2 just so ppl would move on from the cat king PLEASE I HATE HIS GUTS WHY IS HE IN SO MUCH FANART

[titanofthedepths]

“Eroticism of rivalry” this, “enemies AND lovers” that, it’s fucking called Kismesissitude grow up