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[spider-colon-3-corp]

hi there! im spider colon 3, or just spider for short! ::::3

im here for fun, mostly! i promise i wont hurt you~

it/xey pronouns for me!

tags for visibility and mod info under the cut

heya! im @theetherealraphael on main!! it/xey/it/he pronouns, i think! please be nice! ::::3

@smileinc

@frown-inc

@nanochittle i made the blog!!

tags:

spider speaks: in character talking

spiders past: talking about spiders past, generally through vague loreposts

spider ooc: mod speaks!

strangerdanger!: talking to someone new!

[wealsothriveonviolence]

Do you think you could make a post that would attract all the gimmick blogs?

[the-haiku-bot]

Do you think you could

make a post that would attract

all the gimmick blogs?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Sup bitch.

[aldi-official-australia]

Hello! It is I, a corpo gimmick blog who really seems to only ever reblog from Sealand. Odd, but hello Tumblr user Merlatealeaf72! /Silly

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

You just follow Sealand around like a little leech don't ya?

[india-official]

Sup dawg

[south-carolina-detector]

This post was not made in South Carolina!

[the-first-bank]

We do not have any branches in South Carolina.

[center-for-catboy-control]

no catboys yet, huh?

[the-first-bank]

Approximately 0.5% of our employees are catboys.

[has-trump-been-shot-today]

trump has not been shot today

[the-real-nevada]

hello :)

@non-tyrannical-usa @real-british-empire @real-california-republic @the-nevada @the-fr-north-carolina-totally @rat-detector @georgia-official @maryland-officially @the-official-publix @the-very-unofficial-ussr @the-real-liquid-death @totally-italy @the-eastern-orthodox-church-3 @communist-usa-real2 @washington-official @new-mexico-official @newfoundland-official @north-dakota-unofficial @totally-china @missouri-real

[the-fr-north-carolina-totally]

hey only 5 tags are allowed per indent

[spider-colon-3-corp]

WEEHEEHEE ITS ME ITS ME!!

[the-smile-foundation]

hmmmm

smile reports are down by a good 8% this week

i will expect better next week

just remember, keep on smiling :)

Hi! I'm the smile foundation, or smile for short

I run this smile foundation where we expect smile every second of every day from every employee and soon to be everyone! :)

here are some random gimmick tags :)

@smileinc (huge inspo for this blog) @that-0ne-sam @the-gimmick-fbi @the-gimmick-doctor @more-trans-beans

@the-official-goose-god @definitely-waste-management @maryland-officially

[spider-colon-3-corp]

ANOTHER NEW FRIEND? HELLO!! MY NAME IS SPIDER!!

[the-smile-foundation]

why hello! my name is smile! are you smiling today? :)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

DOES THIS COUNT AS SMILING? ::::3

[the-smile-foundation]

yup! :)

the boss will be very happy with you!

[spider-colon-3-corp]

YIPPEE!!! I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAPPY WITH ME!!

[the-smile-foundation]

and I like it when my boss is happy :)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

[the-smile-foundation]

hmmmm

smile reports are down by a good 8% this week

i will expect better next week

just remember, keep on smiling :)

Hi! I'm the smile foundation, or smile for short

I run this smile foundation where we expect smile every second of every day from every employee and soon to be everyone! :)

here are some random gimmick tags :)

@smileinc (huge inspo for this blog) @that-0ne-sam @the-gimmick-fbi @the-gimmick-doctor @more-trans-beans

@the-official-goose-god @definitely-waste-management @maryland-officially

[spider-colon-3-corp]

ANOTHER NEW FRIEND? HELLO!! MY NAME IS SPIDER!!

[the-smile-foundation]

why hello! my name is smile! are you smiling today? :)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

DOES THIS COUNT AS SMILING? ::::3

[the-smile-foundation]

yup! :)

the boss will be very happy with you!

[spider-colon-3-corp]

YIPPEE!!! I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAPPY WITH ME!!

[the-smile-foundation]

hmmmm

smile reports are down by a good 8% this week

i will expect better next week

just remember, keep on smiling :)

Hi! I'm the smile foundation, or smile for short

I run this smile foundation where we expect smile every second of every day from every employee and soon to be everyone! :)

here are some random gimmick tags :)

@smileinc (huge inspo for this blog) @that-0ne-sam @the-gimmick-fbi @the-gimmick-doctor @more-trans-beans

@the-official-goose-god @definitely-waste-management @maryland-officially

[spider-colon-3-corp]

ANOTHER NEW FRIEND? HELLO!! MY NAME IS SPIDER!!

[the-smile-foundation]

why hello! my name is smile! are you smiling today? :)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

DOES THIS COUNT AS SMILING? ::::3

[the-smile-foundation]

hmmmm

smile reports are down by a good 8% this week

i will expect better next week

just remember, keep on smiling :)

Hi! I'm the smile foundation, or smile for short

I run this smile foundation where we expect smile every second of every day from every employee and soon to be everyone! :)

here are some random gimmick tags :)

@smileinc (huge inspo for this blog) @that-0ne-sam @the-gimmick-fbi @the-gimmick-doctor @more-trans-beans

@the-official-goose-god @definitely-waste-management @maryland-officially

[spider-colon-3-corp]

ANOTHER NEW FRIEND? HELLO!! MY NAME IS SPIDER!!

[guplia]

I came up with a new tag game!

Create a headcanon for the person you reblogged from! (Aka assume something about them lol)

No pressure tags!: @iloveacronix @greenamethyst-16 @hijabiwriter @crystaleclipse10 @mislamicpearl and anyone else who wants to join!

[iloveacronix]

you sleep with one eye open. Real right?? I betyou do cause you gotta keep lookout for ME/j

No pressure tags!! @geoxstxrs @yourlocalkitkat @kyokittymeow @kronofobia @da1stninjagofangirl @bruh37legolover @garmadons-e-kitten @fruity-legos

[nyastesticles]

I feel like you’re obsessed with chocolate flavored things (like cake, candy, ice cream, etc) Idk I just get that vibe from you <3 (I ALSO LOVE CHOCOLATE THINGS BTW)

tags + open join: @fruity-legos @roselock22 @mythicalmagical-monkeyman @semishid @portrait-of-a-moron

[fruity-legos-deactivated2025071]

Hehe thx for the tag pookie

I know you just bite everything you see like your pens and stuff when the brainrot is taking over you 😈😈😈

No pressure tags: @mythicalmagical-monkeyman @garmaballs @roselock22 @marisol124 + anyone who wants to join

[garmaballs-deactivated20250514]

u defintely get bullied on roblox 🙏

no pressure!! @garmadons-e-kitten @carlostck @rainofthetwilight @toastingpencils37 @poopinmybabyfood and anyone else!!!!

[breadcruumbss]

GIVEN THE CHANCE, YOU'D PRINTOUT EVERY PICTURE OF HARUMI YOU CAN GET YOU HANDS ON AND CREATE A SHRINE.

Taglist: @mx-mizaqx @ogzieoggleton @penofwildfire @nyaskitten @hazimtheflizh @thecatundertheladder @thedeitywhoplayedwithbricks @bruh37legolover @cable-salamder @heyimcelery @kotowatee @riagraie @thecatundertheladder @xenos-worlds @yourlocalkitkat + anyone else if they wanna^^

[bruh37legolover]

@garmadons-e-kitten thx for the tag

What am I supposed to say idk

[da1stninjagofangirl]

You have a crush on Cinder 🤣 🙏

@pixanefan @nyaskitten @nyasyang @leftalpacavoid @choccymilksupremacy @get-acronixed-meme @cinderdabbg @cinderxmoon @pirate-redhead

[pixanefan]

You really love Lloyd 💚

Npt: @kriti-the-creator @beybladeninja @random-chaotic-bitch and anyone else who wants to join!

[artist-kreating-stuff]

You are Pixane’s biggest supporter!

For those I tag, no pressure! @littledudeholland @waddlewaddledee @0iam0 @sweetheart-weeb-33

[sunkissed-melodies]

youre very flexible :3

npt! @cceanvvaves @shua-f4lmings @pumpkin-gizzards

[inuoetoro]

you can cook :)

@jeahreading @hyuuukais @atinyniki

[jeahreading]

you have very nice teeth

(ik, I'm really weird I'm so sorry)

@zeherili-ankhein @chichihuahua1413 @ineffable-basted @bookisposts and wheover wants to join!

[ineffable-bastard]

You read at least a book per week, if not two :P

@purple-racoon-80 @stars-and-leather @tired-smartass

[motion-picture-ghost]

you sleep with stuffed toys :)

@i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @pythoness94

[pythoness94]

you're horrible with directions

@i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @zia-zee-bee @vampiregirl58 @the--last-great-american-dynasty

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

(she does seem bad with directions lol)

You always try to find very specific gift for your friends and the people you care for :3

@eddiezpaghetti @scroofy-was-here @apurplesloth

[scroofy-was-here]

oh my god this is the funnest thing i've ever seen???? thanks for the tag!! :D

you say sorry to inanimate objects after bumping into them

@r4zzm4t4zzb3rrry @miwi-endgame @i-eat-homeless-people @if-its-nice-play-it-twice @deluluuwise and any other of my moots!!

[if-its-nice-play-it-twice-deact]

you seem like the type of person to cook a pumpkin in the oven and eat it

@lust-4-l1f3 @paranoianist @62percentmaplesyrup

[lust-4-l1f3]

you'd break all my fingers and sew them into your clothes as a token of appreciation

@paranoianist @62percentmaplesyrup @raincloudbubble

[paranoianist]

You keep random shit you find on the ground because you find it aesthetically pleasing, don't you?? DONT YOU?????

@ilikebreadbyitsself @pessimisticbreadslice @radio-silence-fan @lilphve @s0lit4ir3

[lilphve]

You buy a lot of books but never read any of them

@the-michaelholden13 @manically-depressedd-psychopath @s0lit4ir3 @thetransgenderagenda @sapphicstatic-noises

[thetransgenderagenda]

you stole your entire personality from a heartstopper character

TAGS:

@sapphicstatic-noises

@not-linkachu

@flamburger

@justsomecorvid

@maddie-the-theater-kid

@shadowytalekingdom453

@a-fucking-tornado

@5p4c3-5y573m

@dysphoric-bitch-boy

@lunathequeerscientist

@starvice

@jules-2010

@julia-writes-things

[mads-is-a-bit-strange]

Pookie how did you know im literally darcy???

you find rocks interesting, and you have a whole journal full of fun facts about the rocks you find :3

@dmfromtheblacklagoon

@galaxys-universe

@historygirlie

@book-girl4evaaa

@aspenartzz

[shattered-starry-pages]

Ummm you would definitely love brownies

Open tags!

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

you definitely like the birthday cake flavoured things

@dingus0401 @sondheim-girly @musical-dash-trash @kutie106 @littlebitofhaze13

[littlebitofhaze13]

You still remember that one nightmare from when you were 4 years old

Npts: @123letsgobestie @mkoshiii @telugu-girl-13 @elliedafish @lunaellamorales @plaguedoctorate @virtualcoffeemoon

[virtualcoffeemoon]

you either currently have or want to get a lavender perfume, a more general hc, you really like lavender

@coffee-is-my-oxygen @all-l-wanna-do @eleanor-on-the-internet @brb-brained @cherryswift13

@123letsgobestie @lmanburgseulogy @flamedraco @lawleightinc @cinnamcngirl

@telugu-girl-13 @folklur13 @uriekukistan @earthtodora @kentuckyfriedmegumi

@hinamie @papernstory @anon-h3art @apleasantharmony @daydream-of-a-wallflower

@friendship-bracelets-anon @3martygraciesversion81 @emdabitchass @polinamory @urfav-mirrorball

@starlight-kestrel @brenninthetaylorverse @alexxs-crows @silverwaredrawersys @anobnoxiousnerd

@aspenshade888 @fauxshadow @helenagomory @onlyyseedaylight @elliedafish

@marbledew

feel free to join if ur not tagged! <333

[marbledew]

you’re bad at math (sorry)

@nanochittle @shakespeare-official-account @chocooolatte @maryland-officially @mayhem-moth

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’ve eaten a rock before

@bingle-official @india-official @imthat1guy @i-am-thoroughly-confused @meatierbunger

[meatierbunger]

forgets the word lesbian sometimes and uses yuri instead

@the-gimmick-detective @theetherealraphael @nanochittle @thee0ne-whos-sad @maryland-no-rabies

[the-gimmick-detective]

You absolutely hate marmite.

@theetherealraphael, @nanochittle, @leprechaun-stealerofgold, @the-analyzer, @the-gimmick-authority

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

(you're gonna be dead soon- oops thats true)

hmm you... love autumn/fall and pumpkins

@the-real-gmail @the-gimmick-hospital @the-gimmick-doctor @smileinc @wikipedia-the-non-official @meatierbunger @whataburger-possibly-official

and anyone else who wants to ofc

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

Eats rocks.

@whataburger-possibly-official @passive-inc @the-gimmick-authority @a-friendly-stray

[whataburger-possibly-official]

Used to be a jester

@leprechaun-stealerofgold @class-dojo-officially @passive-inc @meatierbunger @tactical-tomthvmb @eeyeeleess @the-official-news

[eeyeeleess]

Mentally insane due to managing like 10 children (I haven't seen whata go insane yet, but it's bound to happen)

@smileinc @frown-inc @happyinc @angry-inc @spider-colon-3-corp

[spider-colon-3-corp]

has an evil twin!

open tags!!

[mouthless-inc]

👋

[hello!]

☝️😶 🏢

[I am mouthless inc!]

⚧️❌🚺

[I use any pronouns except for feminine ones.]

🔇🗣️🅱️🖼️

[im mute, so i talk in symbols and pictures!]

🙏🫂 ♾️

[I hope we can be friends forever!]

OOC BELOW

@smileinc @frown-inc @passive-inc @spider-colon-3-corp @distress-corp

main is @analog-autistic

idk im bored and have had this idea for a while

mouthless’s personality is based on cyn from murder drones. take your guesses as to what that means <33 if you wanna draw them, use cyn as inspiration.

if you don’t know what that means….. go watch murder drones it’s good. But anyway they’re fucking crazy!!!! Do not trust them under any circumstances!! They will wear your skin!!

also red text means their speech is glitching!

tags:

#sign away - normal posts

#mouthlesslore - lore posts

#mouthed - ooc posts

[spider-colon-3-corp]

HELLO NEW FRIEND!! ITS NICE TO MEET YOU ::::3

[mouthless-inc]

👋🕷️

[hello spider!]

❤️🕷️

[I like spiders.]

[spider-colon-3-corp]

THANK YOU!! I LIKE YOU TOO!!

[mouthless-inc]

👋

[hello!]

☝️😶 🏢

[I am mouthless inc!]

⚧️❌🚺

[I use any pronouns except for feminine ones.]

🔇🗣️🅱️🖼️

[im mute, so i talk in symbols and pictures!]

🙏🫂 ♾️

[I hope we can be friends forever!]

OOC BELOW

@smileinc @frown-inc @passive-inc @spider-colon-3-corp @distress-corp

main is @analog-autistic

idk im bored and have had this idea for a while

mouthless’s personality is based on cyn from murder drones. take your guesses as to what that means <33 if you wanna draw them, use cyn as inspiration.

if you don’t know what that means….. go watch murder drones it’s good. But anyway they’re fucking crazy!!!! Do not trust them under any circumstances!! They will wear your skin!!

also red text means their speech is glitching!

tags:

#sign away - normal posts

#mouthlesslore - lore posts

#mouthed - ooc posts

[spider-colon-3-corp]

HELLO NEW FRIEND!! ITS NICE TO MEET YOU ::::3

[smileinc]

hey- question for mod, if thats allowed (if not just delete this question lmao)

uh, are people allowed to make blogs similar/inspired? bc ik in another post you mentioned that this was just for smthg with friends, and i just wanted to know if people who arent friends are allowed to make them!

completely fine if not, i love seeing your blog around, the lores all really cool!

Ofc people are allowed!

the ppl who hav been making blogs idk irl

so idrc

(it started off as a joke for my friends and then it turned into a kinda popular thing, so i don't really care anymore what people do w this blog or based off of it!)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

awesome!!

[mischief-colon-3-inc]

Nice, a New one! (and another :3 inc! wonder how it'll relate to the siblings? (if you don't know who the siblings are they are >:3, X3, and XD)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

yeah, hai!!

uhhh, however you guys want me to relate!

[mischief-colon-3-inc]

idk What the Mods of @x3-inc and @xd-inc Want, but I'm Pretty Chill with Spider being a Cousin or smt like dat

[spider-colon-3-corp]

thats fine with me so long as everyone else is okay with that!

[smileinc]

*draws ::::3 on your wall*

- @spider-colon-3-corp

Better then the frowns people were drawing on my wall earlier at least.

:)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

your smile looks lifeless... im here to put some true happiness into your life!

[smileinc]

My smile isn't lifeless.

:)

Okay, I guess!

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

*draws ::::3 on your face*

[smileinc]

Uhm...

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

*and everywhere else*

[smileinc]

That's uhm lovely.

:)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

alright, im done now! wow, you look so much happier now!

[smileinc]

*draws ::::3 on your wall*

- @spider-colon-3-corp

Better then the frowns people were drawing on my wall earlier at least.

:)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

your smile looks lifeless... im here to put some true happiness into your life!

[smileinc]

My smile isn't lifeless.

:)

Okay, I guess!

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

*draws ::::3 on your face*

[smileinc]

Uhm...

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

*and everywhere else*

[smileinc]

*draws ::::3 on your wall*

- @spider-colon-3-corp

Better then the frowns people were drawing on my wall earlier at least.

:)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

your smile looks lifeless... im here to put some true happiness into your life!

[smileinc]

My smile isn't lifeless.

:)

Okay, I guess!

[spider-colon-3-corp]

::::3

*draws ::::3 on your face*

[smileinc]

*draws ::::3 on your wall*

- @spider-colon-3-corp

Better then the frowns people were drawing on my wall earlier at least.

:)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

your smile looks lifeless... im here to put some true happiness into your life!

[smileinc]

hey- question for mod, if thats allowed (if not just delete this question lmao)

uh, are people allowed to make blogs similar/inspired? bc ik in another post you mentioned that this was just for smthg with friends, and i just wanted to know if people who arent friends are allowed to make them!

completely fine if not, i love seeing your blog around, the lores all really cool!

Ofc people are allowed!

the ppl who hav been making blogs idk irl

so idrc

(it started off as a joke for my friends and then it turned into a kinda popular thing, so i don't really care anymore what people do w this blog or based off of it!)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

awesome!!

[mischief-colon-3-inc]

Nice, a New one! (and another :3 inc! wonder how it'll relate to the siblings? (if you don't know who the siblings are they are >:3, X3, and XD)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

yeah, hai!!

uhhh, however you guys want me to relate!

[mischief-colon-3-inc]

... I Want to Commit Murder

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

mood

[mischief-colon-3-inc]

I Know Right?

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

i like you. let's commit crimes together >:3

[meliaselena]

Can I help?

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[spider-colon-3-corp]

CAN I HELP?

[mischief-colon-3-inc]

Sure! Why not!

[spider-colon-3-corp]

YIPPEE!!

[smileinc]

*gets sad tears on your carpet and draws frowny faces on your walls using Sharpie*

Rude! :)

I hope your whole family passes away from a unknown illness! :)

[frown-inc]

Smile!

You cant just say that to people!

[smileinc]

Well, I just did! :)

To bad.

[spider-colon-3-corp]

why are you so mean, smile?

[smileinc]

I'm not mean!

I'm just honest! :)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

saying that you wish someones whole family passes away is mean!

[smileinc]

Right now you seem like you're just asking for someone you love to go missing under mysterious circumstances.

:)

[spider-colon-3-corp]

everyone i love is already dead! ::::3

[smileinc]

Good! :)

You deserve it.

[spider-colon-3-corp]

oh, i know!