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Ken | they/them | black | My spidersona's lore tag is #Sunnyverse. Noirpunk nation rise up 🙌🏽 I hc ITSV Noir as 32-55 yrs old -> 👴🏻

[brown-spider]

“Okay, let’s go over this one more time. I am NOT a hero.”

[radi0activelob1ani]

Some Miguel doodles hehrh

[brown-spider]

Yuri enjoyers, i need your insight

Lady Deadpool with…?

Spider-Anya

Spider-Woman (Gwen Stacy)

Spider-Girl (Mayday Parker)

Voting ended on12h

[ehnoshima]

please can someone help me find a video. it has the spiderman pizza song and the video is someone trying to reverse image search an old man photo from an ad the only thing i can think of is like “top 10 something something senior’s dont know about” seniors as in old people

[caustic-krana]

https://youtu.be/Y0p6h_n08UU

This?

[ehnoshima]

IM LOSING IT YES IT’S THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

[brown-spider]

I love that Ben's alibi is that he and The Spider are friends 😆 more heroes should do that, "I know a lot about [hero persona], because we are friends"

Its even better than that, his excuse is "he's a guy i helped out so he owes me but we're never in the same room because he's fucking ANNOYING" lmao

Really love how often he lays into The Spider, even I believe he doesn't like that guy. "i genuinely cant understand a word he says he wears a SOCK on his head have u seen him" 😂

[trickmoon09]

Gayatri Gênero Bender (Gayan)

[brown-spider]

POV ur about to stab Brown-Spider

[fritolaycorporation]

we’ve pivoted to making spiders instead

[brown-spider]

I have old sketches of "Spideypool across the multiverse" which pairs spiderman with their time-period/theme equivalent deadpool counterparts

Spider Noir was paired with GADpool (Golden Age Deadpool)

[thesecondsnowflake]

I started Spider Noir last night and I gotta say I am loving the middle-aged man of it all. Nicholas Cage doesn't get any three-point landings- he spider-swings his way out of falling off a sky scraper and lands flat on his back. He's hanging from the bottom of the bridge by one palm because that is all the flexibility he has to offer. He breaks a hole in the dry wall with the most measured sledge swings I've ever seen because otherwise he might hurt his back.

Sometimes your webslinger hangs up his mask for five years and finds out the flexibility was NOT part of the super power package

[cluepoke]

Biblically accurate spider-sona..

[thestuffedalligator]

It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”

And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there

[imomnba-x07]

I love him your honor, he’s so silly

[stitchedspider]

Drawing The Spot every day until Beyond The Spider-Verse releases - Day 983

[brown-spider]

Havin a laugh with the mandem (and the boyfriend)

ref to this video

[brown-spider]

After watching Spider Noir (2026), turns out this is incredibly accurate, actually

[ho-ii]

With no Power, Comes no responsibility. “Spider-Noir” - May 27th on Prime.

[brown-spider]

Im so happy that the noir show had reilly as a pathetic guy who cant even stick the landing when he swings

I feel like the writers were stalking our blogs cuz they rlly made it canon that the spider genes made him biologically WORSE in some ways (me and someone else posted about the powers making his eyesight worse instead of fixing it lmao)

"Spiders don't have muscles, they move using a hydraulics based system"

Ah is that why you can't seem to step over a freaking window ledge without tripping