#spiderculeau

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I like fics that dig into the way Peter is actually way stronger than Wade. Like, I am not into power scaling, but Wade's apparent physical lift limit is around 800 pounds... meanwhile Spidey stops moving vehicles and catches chunks of buildings regularly. If the mood strikes, he can whisk Wade off his feet like a Princess. The only struggle would be if like he had to navigate a narrow stairwell or something.

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Peter experiencing unintentional ❄️ exposure:

Peter: WADE... I accidentally phased through the wall because I'm vibrating too hard WHAT DO I DO HELP

Wade: Oh!! Okay!! Good news first, you did not in fact phase through the wall, you did just plow your way through it though.

Peter: That explains the taste of plaster!!

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On the other side of the Spideypool dynamic where Peter is actually strong enough to scoop Wade up like bebé, if Peter is attracted to the idea of a big muscle guy holding him down- Wade can absolutely fulfill that fantasy. It's just not gonna be based in default reality. Peter would be holding back and playing the part while enjoying his big beefy weighted blanket boyfriend.

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John gets Bucky in the morning before he's finished his first cup of coffee to give him a nice patch of beard-burn ❤️ (Bucky complains but he not so secretly loves it)

Colored pencil and acrylic markers on very tiny drawings on cheap printer paper, I think I pushed them to the limit at this scale lol

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Something I like to work into my Spideypool dynamic is Peter's sensory sensitivity and Wade's contrasting semi-numbness due to all the scarring (and when it's not that it's an all-over body static from nerve regeneration)... but it ends up working out that they both like really strong tight hugs. Like compression is grounding for Peter and like it gets through with Wade so he can *feel* it... and also the grounding thing for his anxiety. But Wade can use all his strength to squish Peter and Peter can sweetly return the trash compactor hug while holding back short of breaking/rupturing stuff.

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I think the way the Spidypool works for me, the thing that draws me in over and over, the way this Wade is making his best scenario, is like:

He is Spidey's biggest fan. He is obsessed. Fixated. He thinks Spidey has the best approach to the whole superhero thing on top of being so damn cute and funny and smart. And Wade just locks in on him the more be discovers and he feels kinda pervy about it and guilty sometimes, but he works it around where he gets himself to see it like this:

Spidey is a good guy. I want Spidey around doing his thing for as long as possible. I can't make sure I'm not gonna hurt him if I stay away from him, but I also don't want to fuck him up and wreck him. If he doesn't trust me to help save his life, he'll probably end up getting hurt or killed or even just give up forever trying to avoid me or stop me. So I gotta do things better. I gotta be better for him so he can trust me so I can keep him in this world, and that will be a good thing.

And it takes like two years before he gets there and meanwhile Peter 3 is still messed up over getting his heart broken about Gwen and is thinking well damn though I can't keep being this lonely and fragmented it is actually gonna kill me pretty soon I fear.

Then he realizes he trusts Wade more than he realized, that Wade was actually doing his best, was the only person who knew all three sides of him (Spidey, disaster poor nerd, freaky slut) and also liked and respected and admired him. Because, not in spite of. And as a bonus, Wade could never die. He would never lose him.

There we go, chaos power couple. And it's Peter 3 because Andrew!Spidey is a pretty strong favorite for the live action dream cast.

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Been kicking around since I saw a comment in a thread about bad coffee orders and I finally decided how to use this one:

Wade is standing in line to get coffee for his Babyboy and the guy ahead of him (or a few spots ahead of him) orders 16 shots of espresso in one cup, and he sees the life drain out of the barista's eyes because clearly the manager would fire them for not doing this, and Wade decides to just say what everyone's thinking-

"Holy shit, oh my God, here, I will give you a hundred bucks and the name of a guy right now, just go buy some damn cocaine and get out of line!!"

Wade nobody else was thinking that...

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Peter still has trust issues with Wade! (This is more of a plot point for my prequel to the spidercule, but it is still spideypool and not complicated yet)

Wade's first big gestures to shower Peter with expensive things make Peter bolt because he freaks out and spirals thinking Wade's flaunting his wealth and also tempting Peter into benefitting from "blood money" as a way to wear him down in some long con (he's immortal, of course he could play the long game! Gah!)...

Wade realizes that casually dropping what Peter makes in a week on one dinner date resulted in his favorite Spider escaping out the bathroom window and had to do a lot of quick damage control to stop him from trying to go to ground and figure out how to convince May to hide with him...