#spiderduckbit

[spiderducks]

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

[comfymoth]

i don’t have time for coloring today but there’s no art in the spiderduckbit tag and as apparent ceo i have to fix that

[rockstar-pinkbug]

I want more fusions of different skins now! XD

This is amazing!

[1-hanyi]

At this point I've had this fic idea in my head for months and I still don't have time to write it (uni is beating my ass, help) so fuck it, I'm writing this shit down here instead of studying for an important exam tomorrow.

So. A spiderduckbit (don't judge me don't jugde me don't judg-) AU where Quackity does not notice Leonarda at the wedding and ends up exploding the place :) realizing instantly that Leo and Richas were there :))) and escaping without anyone knowing what he did (unless roier happened to take a glimpse of him, hmm...) to beg cucurucho to bring back leo and richas instead of his child. He swears he'd do anything, that didn't meant for that to happen, that although he "hates" that couple's happiness he would have never killed their family like that. And then he gets disfruta la isla'd.

He disappears for weeks and everyone (they all figured it out it was him) thinks "good ridance". The brazilians and the Brown de Luque family is in shambles, but Cellbit and Roier... oh boy. Cellbit pours himself into the elections arc almost obsessively, proposing countless ways to protect the eggs, swears up and down that Quackity will not see peace if he comes back. Roier, who at this time was still a bit reluctant to interact with any eggs, gets depressed but tries to hide it, says "things happen" just like when Bobby died. Deep inside, he begins thinking that this is his own fault, hiw own karma, because he was so happy to destroy Quackity back at Casualonas but that destruction lead to his sister and future step-son being killed.

And then ElQuakity appears.

[spiderducks]

heyyyy long time no saturday post

[comfymoth]

spiderduckbit au where everything is fine and they have their three kids who keep trying to bite each other

quackity slowly gets absorbed into their relationship and one day he just has to awkwardly sit tilin down and explain, ‘heyyy, so, you know how i said you had two other possible dads? well- okay, you’re still gonna have two of them, but the situation’s changed just a little—‘

tilin’s over the moon, of course. roier was already kind of her dad, so this is great for her! and quackity was already kind of richarlyson’s dad, so really, this makes no difference to him at all. bobby, however. bobby is Much Less Thrilled. he thinks roier should get help, fix his tastes, because quackity is Not gonna be his fucking step-dad.

[comfymoth]

i think qroier qcellbit and qquackity should all stop experiencing the horrors and just start kissing each other. this is my very serious and thoughtful analysis

[comfymoth]

just had the thought of spiderduckbit where neither cellbit or quackity know roier is melissa and they're both confused on why this woman keeps flirting with them.

roier goes to his dressing room and screams into his hands because he's got the dumbest boyfriends in the fucking universe

quackity very seriously takes roier aside like “hey, i think we need to talk about your cousin,” and roier thinks, god, okay, finally, he’s figured it out— only for quackity to very guiltily start explaining, “she keeps hitting on me, and i just want to be honest, i think it’s because we almost hooked up at las casualonas once? but that was while you and i weren’t talking, it was forever ago it means nothing now i promise and—“

roier’s. eye. twitches.

he can’t keep doing this, he cannot keep fucking doing this