May 15, 2024
I'm so sorry, (actually not at all,) but it has to be said, Gale and Gortash (to me... in my twisted little gay brain) DONT have abs, they are either
A. Little twink men, who are skinny scrawny sexy babes.
Or
B. Hot dad bod havers (both of them are bee keeping age...)
And No I will not be taking criticism!!
-Spider
#gay men#fanfiction#bg3 gortash#bg3 gale#Gale has a dadbod!!#dadbodsupporter#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#enver gortash#spiderrambles#spiderrants#queer author#basically my ted talk account#Legitimately gale with a dadbod could choke me out with his mage hand and I would thank him#im also very upset that i cant smooch enver gortash