#spiderrambles

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Like look at him--!

Ideal man!

I wanna write for him SO BAD-- how do I make a plot for a pile of board games--?

Kills over -Spider

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Playing date everything is going to make me start wearing black lipstick again, bc all I want is to pepper Parker Bradley with kisses and leave little black lipstick smudges all over his stupid little boardgame face >3<

- Spider, from their descent into madness

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Brainrott rant!!!! So ignore!!

This is ab Fictif, arcana and dorian... if you don't know me hi! I'm spider and I'm a little Wh0r3! I [more than love lets go with] Fucking bleed from my eye sockets [but romantically] for a good interactive visual novel game, with a good story [ugh!! &!^@^&@& and a hot feminine wizard with a scorned ex love interest *slams fist on table like a toddler being put down for a nap* and use of death as a allegory for someone changing and moving on-.. FFvCK!!]

Actual rant down here⤵️

So early in my first semester of college, I read last legacy on an app called fictif... [ALSO ON MY ACTUAL MAIN ACCOUNT I RIGHT GENDER DIVERSE FANFICTION SO IF THERE IS A MARKET... FOR IDK GAY RIME OR SAGE OR FELIX ... OR ESCELL FANFICTION LEMME KNOW PLEASE!!]

Immaculate!! Give me more... No! Legitimately, give me more!! I'm rereading it, and like three years later, it's still ON HIATUS??? kmsing!! [Not really]

Who do I have to pay to at least finish felix's route??

Honestly I might publish some slutty felix fanfiction just bc I can, there's probably no demand... if this ends up on your dash and you associate with this dead ass Fandom please, please I'm reaching out for grasps of straw here!

- Very peeved spider with severe brainrot

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I need to put this man in an electric chair!!

I need to project my period cramps onto him and make him suffer (even more)

He can take it, look at how strong he is (not)

- Spider, from beneath a heating pad with a cup of warm chamomile tea... ;_; (Oww)

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Often do my friends tell me the art on my lockscreen looks like me, but today my coworker paused and laughed and said, "Is that you and fuse from apex Legends?"

Me: "No, that's bloodhound. Not all nonbinary norse pagans look alike."

We then got into a heated argument bc he didn't know bloodhound was an afab nonbinary person and had assumed they were a man....

^^ The art In case you were wondering...

Its not mine!! I believe its by @_iisrafel on Twitter (but its been my wallpaper for like two years now)

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Jokes on you the Last Legacy fandom does want blood

No fr but it's what I'd give the devs for a finished felix route

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I'm so sorry, (actually not at all,) but it has to be said, Gale and Gortash (to me... in my twisted little gay brain) DONT have abs, they are either

A. Little twink men, who are skinny scrawny sexy babes.

Or

B. Hot dad bod havers (both of them are bee keeping age...)

And No I will not be taking criticism!!

-Spider

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Finished Fujin and Richtofen, time to make some chamomile tea and power through able and Tank -- and one of the many Raidens in my pockets

-Spider👾