#spiders tho

[hangfiretales]

trying to get over my fear of spiders by thinking of them as cats. with extra legs

[darksapphademia]

*sees a giant ass spider in the bath* *takes 5 months to recover*

[cheese-fried-beans-blog]

I tell ya nothing ruins an atmosphere of fun and relaxation more than seeing an eggplant-sized spider run into your bedroom

[punkpygmypuff]

I just killed a spider by myself. I'm so freaking hardcore

[cheese-fried-beans-blog]

*Sees spider* *Changes name and moves to Mexico*

[idbeabitch]

ugh so i was just chillaxing in bed on tumblr you know the drill lounging around etc etc and i got up to go to the bathroom... i come back into my bedroom... just sort of halfway through the door and then i see it. this MOTHEREFFING mutant ninja arachnoid just strolls out from beneath my pillow and stares at me.. i swear to jesus it was like, a size 8 shoe size. that's how gigantic it was. I TURN AROUND TO FIND SOMETHING TO SQUISH IT DEAD WITH... and it's gone. vamoose. sayonara.  brb i'm going to BURN my entire bed 

[isishart]

Me: (to a harmless spider) come back spider I want to pet you.

Spider: *falls on arm*

Me: AHHH! DON'T TOUCH ME!

[cuddlememagcon]

There was a spider and now I'm scared that if I go to sleep it will crawl in my mouth....