-Really cute-Dat ass-You're like a super-superhero-Kissing you is fun-I can always make you blush
Cons
-My mom had a crush on you I think-You're sometimes an idiot when it comes to dating stuff-And I worry when you're being stupid and fighting things way too big.
On MSPARP, I decided to go around as Spidersprite, Vriska's psychotic and ever-hungry lusus given the mobility and powers of the sprite. Then I talked to each of the 12 trolls one by one.
The results were pretty terrifying. Spidermom is abusive, she's controlling, she wants everything Vriska does to be about feeding HER, making HER happy, keeping HER content. And even as a sprite she still feels her gnawing hunger for troll's blood, it having grown into a psychological compulsion rather than any physical hunger, and without a constant supply? She's gone insane.
So~ This list is only made up of the GOOD roleplayers I actually ran into. I didn't... kinda didn't save the logs since I never really asked for permission (I always ask) but if someone sees this and you remember running into the psychotic Spidersprite, you know who it was now :D
Aradia: Escaped back in time, sensing that Spidermom's rampage was going to make a doomed timeline (SPOILERS: IT DID)
Sollux: Gave away Tavros' location in exchange for his life. Was violently beaten anyway for being a coward, selling out his friends, but ultimately lived.
Karkat: Devoured when he got too uppity, trying to tell Spidermom how horrible of a parent she was when she was already well aware.
Nepeta: Impaled when she voiced disrespect against Vriska, as only her mother is allowed to do that. Devoured, her remains used as a keepsake for later.
Kanaya: Nepeta's limbs were used to goad her into fighting. Kanaya could not harm a sprite enough to drive it away and was eventually devoured.
Terezi: She was spared, minus a hand, for being a part of the Scourge Sisters.
Equius: Was going to be spared for giving Vriska her arm and eye back, until Nepeta was brought up. Overcome by grief, he allowed himself to be devoured.
Eridan: Made a deal with her for his life, a chunk was bitten from his neck and some of his blood drained to quell her hunger for a while. Survived, barely.
Feferi: Wisely fled, tearfully, to hide away in her land until it was all over, choosing to comfort her friends in the afterlife.
Gamzee: Avoided his own death by presenting her with faygo as an alternative to his sopor-polluted blood, which she found to be unpalatable when she took his leg. They ended up on friendly-ish terms. (mostly to keep in line with the whole 'gamzee never dies' thing)
Tavros: Slowly, painfully devoured from the feet up for making her precious daughter 'weak.' His horns were saved.
Vriska: Devolved into a screaming match as the horns were presented and her deeds revealed, Vriska lashed out against her mother and was struck down. Spidermom berates her for being a terri8le child and snaps her neck, cocooning her body like a funeral shawl and making a shrine for her out of a building sense of grief and loss.
