#spideypool prompt

[beauty-x-mark]

Wade Wilson has an apartment filled floor to ceiling with Sol De Janeiro Cheirosa 59, cases and cases of it, just in case. 🕷️❤️ 😆

[beauty-x-mark]

Spidypool prompt!

We begin with fun-drunk Peter Parker. He lost his shoes. He went clubbing with lady gal pal of your choice and had fun and harmless shenanigans, so the shoe thing isn't bothering him. Now to Deadpool, who knows Peter as Spidey's hot piece friend who works himself too hard, just like Spidey. Deadpool finds him shoeless, somehow inebriated, and flirty; and to Deadpool's surprise, Peter is sporting a lovely blue pedicure. Peter laughs, explains how it was an earlier part of girls' night. Service-top Wade is speechless and so, so turned on. That soft, beautiful Peter would take the time and effort to actually take care of himself, or pay someone else to touch and comfort for his perfect toes, and while we're paying people, why doesn't Wade just step in and touch--and that's where his downright, come-in-his-pants kink lives, on his knees, worshiping at Peter's feet. But this is Peter, not Spidey! Peter's pedicure broke Deadpool, so the merc runs away in a panic. Peter grumps but gets it.

Now let's turn it up! Days later, Spidey's finishing a fight with a baddie when Deadpool finds him, and somehow, one of Spiderman's boots is shredded and destroyed. Spiderman himself is fairly bruised and could use a hand, but when Wade offers and looks him over, he can't help but recognize the same shade of blue nail polish, now a bit ragged and worn. Identity reveal through pedicure! Wade, however, stays focused on the objective--helping Spidey/Peter heal. So he takes Peter back to his home/bolt, cares for his bruises, and let's him sleep it off on the couch in borrowed clothes. But Peter's worn pedicure is torturing Wade--he can't stand that Peter is deserving of better care and doesn't give in to it. So while Peter is napping, Wade gives Peter a new pedicure, not for his own pleasure but because Peter deserves it. Peter wakes on the tail end of a foot massage that leaves him hard and aching for more. And then the smexin!

Any takers? Pretty please? 😁

[wolpertingerprompts]

I have no idea what one could do with this information, but it made me think of Deadpool. I just saw a Toyota Tacoma where the oma on the back was missing, so it just said "TACO" in big letters.

[mastercherry]

Okay besties, let me toss a Spideypool prompt at you.

Picture it, New York City, 1936. Hahaha not really. Golden Girls anyone?

Anyways, New York City. Everything is normal. Spidey is swinging through the streets, the Avengers are off saving the world, and Deadpool is causing trouble. Though nothing too bad because he wants to be good.

Well, poor Petey Parker is sad that he didn't get to go with the Avengers. When are they going to stop treating him like a kid? Yeah, he's young, but he's not a baby. He's been doing this Spider-Man stuff for years. When are they going to let him be on the team?

So he tries to kill time and grumpy feelings by chasing Deadpool around. That's always fun. Plus, Deadpool doesn't act like he's a kid. He treats Peter just like he treats everyone else. In fact, he LOOKS UP to Spider-Ma . He thinks Spidey is a Grade A hero and he should even be running the Avengera. Which, woah no way that's too much, but Peter really appreciates the sentiment.

Plus... Peter might have a crush. SHUT UP NO HE DOESN'T. But maybe just a little.

And this kind of stuff continues on until one day Peter finally snaps. He demands to know why he can't be part of the team. And Tony lists all these reasons which is a very roundabout way of saying he's too young. That's what it all boils down to. And maybe he doesn't help the issue by swinging away in tears, but he's angry. And hurt.

And who does he find? Deadpool. It's like he's always around when Peter needs him.

And so they hang out. Peter even asks if they can go back to the merc's place after patrol. Because he just doesn't want to be alone. And actually... they kiss. Maybe even do other stuff? Idk. But Peter reveals himself to Wade and vice versa. It's very intimate and very just life-changing.

I should say that Peter is NOT underaged. I don't want any of y'all trying to come for me. He's at the ABSOLUTE YOUNGEST, 18. I was thinking more 20? Like he can save the city but he can't legally drink? Lame. But No matter how old you headcanon him as for this prompt, the Avengers see him as the kid of the group. They don't want this life for him. They want him to stay the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

And this is where we have a problem.

So Peter spent the night at Wade's place. Probably one of the best night's sleep he's gotten in a long time. And maybe they just cuddled or maybe they slept in different rooms. Doesn't matter. It was a good night for Peter, especially after such a shitty day.

So he wakes up, alone, dressed in some of Wade's baggy clothes. All cute and sleep rumpled. He hears... voices. Coming from outside the room. He frowns because that sounds like... Tony...

Being as quiet as possible, he slips out of the room, either through the window or the door, something so he can get a better listen.

And he hears Tony basically talking to Wade about their relationship. And how this wasn't supposed to happen. And how Peter was way too good for Wade. And if he thought he was going to get paid after all this then-

"What?"

And both Tony and Wade spin towards the sudden sound of Peter's voice. His big brown eyes are tearing up. And he's trying very hard to put on a brave face but the mask is already cracking.

[mastercherry]

Okay, hear me out. Wade Wilson is actually like Bruce Wayne in that he is a super rich man who does vigilante stuff on the side. He lost his family to a plane crash which is where he got all of his scars. Whether or not he's mutated is up to you. No one knows that he's Deadpool

And then we have poor orphan Peter Parker who also vigilantes on the side, but he's just a nobody who teaches a middle school science class. No one knows he's Spider-Man

The only circle they have in common is fighting crime on the streets of New York. In their masks, money, power, none of that matters.

Neither of them know who they are out of the masks. Until one day when one of them has a close call. And it brings them together in a way they weren't expecting. Let's say Deadpool meets Peter while the Spider hero is bleeding in his own small kitchen.

And Peter is gorgeous. That brown hair and those big doe eyes? Wade is in love. And then it's only fair that he returns the favor right?

And so they see each other. And Peter is freaking out because one of the richest men in the city is in his crappy apartment and this is a nightmare. But Wade is so nice. And his blue eyes are just holding Peter captive.

BUT ANYWAYS this was a long-winded way to say that Wade is a rich bachelor, covered in scars, who eventually convinces Peter to date him in real life, and everyone at all these big baller parties, all the city's elites, think Peter is a gold digger because Wade is so ugly there's no way Peter is in it for anything besides the money. And yeah.

[mastercherry]

P.T.R. or "Peter" as Tony likes to say. It hadn't been easy coming up with an acronym (technically an initialism I think) that could also be a relatively normal sounding name.

Personal

Transmission

Receptionist

P.T.R., really just a fancy way to say that Pepper told him if he had enough free time to invent silly little gadgets then he had time to read through the EXPLODING inbox of Avengers emails that were frankly beginning to put a strain on the Stark email servers. And so what does Tony do? Creates a silly little gadget to go through the emails for him. It's not like he can ask Cap, Winter Arm, or Thunder God for help. Natasha, Hawk, and Bruce? HA! Ha ha ha ha ha.

Now Vision... that gave Tony an idea. Mix up a little bit of some old JARVIS files, toss in a new mix of FRIDAY files, and there we go! P.T.R.

And so that's how Peter came to be. A program Tony created to go through the FLOOD of Avengers fanmail. Although not all of it was from fans. And some of it was even people needing help. And thus Peter's sense of justice was born. He responded to every email he could. He wanted people to know that the Avengers were listening.

One name that popped up was from a Wade Winston Wilson. Peter was intrigued because of the initials, WWW. Could it be another computer program? But a quick search told him THAT was not the case at all. Wade, or Deadpool, was classified by Stark Intel as dangerous, unpredictable, and insane. He was flagged as a person of interest, but not as a potential new member- as a threat to national and maybe even global security.

But Peter... he didn't get that from Wade's emails. Wade had a lot to say and he had a very vulgar vocabulary, not to mention a very raunchy sense of humor, but he was sweet and funny. He didn't sound dangerous. He respected the Avengers a lot, what they stand for, what they try to do.

Peter actually really likes him.

And so Wade and Peter are basically email penpals. Wade has NO IDEA that Peter isn't an actual person. He wants to meet Peter though and says as much.

Peter really wants that too but... how? He doesn't have a body.

"Sir?"

Tony doesn't even look up from his workbench where he's trying to make adjustments to one of his gauntlets. "What's up, kid?"

"I'm not a kid," Peter responds.

"I mean. Technically you're only 3 years old so..."

"Ha ha, sir, that's very funny."

Tony laughs. "Buttering me up? What do you want?"

It's quiet for a moment until Peter finally responds. "I want a body."

And thus, Spider-Man is created. Peter can't just say he wants a body to meet Wade. He knows Tony wouldn't approve of something like that, but wanting to be an Avenger? Wanting to potentially help the people he's always receiving messages from? Wanting to be part of the world? Wanting to help protect it? He can use that. Because it IS something he wants to do, and if he gets a body out of it and can meet Wade? Win/Win.

He loves being Spider-Man. He loves meeting up with Wade, not that he knows that Spider-Man and Peter are the same person. See, the problem is... Peter is just Spider-Man. It's not a suit and mask for him. It's his body. He doesn't have a face or hair or skin, he's just Spider-Man.

And at first... that was good enough. But now... he wants more. He wants Wade more. And they can't be more if he's not an actual person under the "suit." They can't be anything.

So his next step is convincing Tony to help him look human.

That's harder to explain.

Or maybe he hi-jacks the lab late one night when everyone is asleep and creates his own body? IDK

But he uses info from Wade to design his body. One of Wade's favorite things to do it guess what he looks like. And he's dropped a few, "I bet you have brown hair, all cute and fluffy." Or "Please tell me you have cute little freckles." Stuff like that. And he basically creates himself as what he thinks Wade would like the most.

Which as I'm typing sounds kinda jacked up, but I don't mean it that way. I mean it that Peter has none of his own preferences, not right now anyways, so when he's creating his face and body he thinks, "I might as well take some of Wade's suggestions." It has the convenience of not having to decide how he looks with the bonus reward of being what Wade wants too without all of the stressing and stuff.

ANYWAYS. I'm at work so I should probably stop working on this right now 😂😂😂 LOL. I've shared this idea before I think, about P.T.R. but I wanted to share it again, maybe even have it a little different

[mastercherry]

Okay so I really REALLY love Spideypool fics where Wade is just in awe of how pretty Peter Parker is. I am OBESSESED with him just thinking Peter is the most beautiful person in the world.

But.

Heh heh, butt. No! Anyways-

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!

I read a fic where Wade sees Peter Parker, not with the knowledge that he's Spider-Man, just sees regular old Peter Parker out and about and there's just really no reaction. He's just some random guy in the street really. But Peter recognizes Wade. By golly, he recognizes Wade. Those broad shoulders... Those thick thighs... Okay... I might be making some of this up.

But I really did read a fic once where Deadpool sees Peter Parker and it's just, anticlimactic. There's nothing special about him. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Average face. It's basically one of Peter's nightmares. That he'll reveal his face and people will be disappointed. Spider-Man should be as amazing out of the suit as he is in it but he's just not.

He's not. And Wade has just proved that.

I'm pretty sure the fic had a happy ending. And I'm pretty sure Wade actually thinks Peter is cute. But like IMAGINE.

Peter is standing in line at a food truck or something. He sees all that red coming up in his periphery. He recognizes that bulk. The shoulders, thighs, that voice. His heart starts hammering. Deadpool, WADE, is about to see his face. Is about to see HIM. Peter Parker.

He really wishes he had done something with his hair. And oh god there's already mustard on his shirt but he hasn't even ordered yet. How did that get there? (If you know you know lol)

Oh god. He's freaking out. Why didn't he wear his good jeans today? Shit, shit, shit!

Then, Deadpool is standing right behind him, and-

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Not a comment, not a glance, not anything.

Nothing.

Peter is... disappointed. Because he's so used to Wade casually flirting with Spider-Man. Constantly talking about how perfect he is. How handsome he must be, how-

And in Peter's head, that's when it hits him that without the mask, Wade would never even look at him. Because without the mask he's just Peter Parker, and there's nothing special about that.

But here's the thing, of course Wade thinks he's cute. But he also thinks the cute guy in front of him is a normal civilian. He can tell when someone's nervous and he knows when to keep his mouth shut. It's not everyday a strapping stranger stands behind you in line, especially one covered in weapons. He's not trying to scare anyone.

Blah blah blah stuff happens.

Eventually there's an identity reveal. And Wade is in awe. Because YAY! Spidey is a cutie. Just like he knee he would be.

But Peter is very in his own feels about it. "I'm just Peter Parker. There's nothing special about me."

And Wade is just like, "How could you say that, Peter Parker? Just look at you!"

And Peter sees the same brown hair and brown eyes and etc.

But Wade insists that he keep looking. He places a finger right in the middle of the spider symbol on Peter's suit. "You're Spider-Man. You're a hero, and taking off your mask doesn't change that. Amazing on the inside and the outside."

And Peter's not crying, you are!

[mastercherry]

I need more fics where Petey Parker works with the Avengers and the Fantastic 4 and basically all over the hero community in New York as normal human Peter Parker. Nothing special about him except how smart he is or how good he takes Super pictures or both. And they all love him. He's sweet and funny and nice and really he's just a cinnamon roll to pure for this world.

They don't know that he's Spider-Man and they don't know that he's dating Deadpool. But they do meet his boyfriend one day, Wade Wilson. And EVERYONE knows who Wade Wilson is.

So they all worry about their precious Petey Parker. "Peter, do you know who he is? Do you know what he's done? He's dangerous. Blah blah blah."

But Peter just smiles and says that Wade would never hurt him. Also, he couldn't hurt him. Spider-Man can take care of himself.

BUT ONE DAY he shows up with some bruises he couldn't hide and that hadn't healed yet and people assume the worst when he makes up some sort of excuse that they take for a lie. And they all think Wade is hurting him.

And so really everyone tries to intimidate Wade or scare him off or something. Peter had no idea. Wade just let's it happen because they're just being protective PLUS he'll die before he ever outs his baby's secret identity to anyone.

And then eventually Peter catches someone mistreating Wade and he goes off. Like, let it be at an annual hero event or something where everyone is there and he just lets them have it. And everyone is STUNNED. Because sweetie Petey has never raised his voice at them or sounded so angry.

And maybe he just grabs Wade, who is much larger than him mind you, and tosses him over his shoulder like he weighs nothing and he walks out. The only sound is Wade giggling and swooning over the show of strength.

And so he hasn't rightly given away that he's Spider-Man but he has revealed his strength and now everyone backs off because they can tell that Peter means business and can take care of himself.

And... oof. This got away from me. I should add anything else 😂😂😂