beach day with the parkers
thank you ruby for the inspo and tips!!
for the car ride you and peter bought a ton of candy and snacks
((for the way there and back from the beach))
but you eat it all on the way there
peter accidentally playing his guilty pleasure music when he gets the aux chord
(i.e. britney spears)
“shut up! it’s really good for swinging around the city!”
aunt may reminding peter to “make sure you keep your shirt on, you know you burn easily"
peter is all embarrassed like "aunt maaay”
when you all get out of the car she tries to rub sunscreen on his face
he squirms away blushing
(leaving a ton of white spots on his face)
so of course you rub them in
((and he lets you))
him thinking “oh my god [y/n] is touching me”
you lie and say you have to keep ur shirt on too, just to make peter feel better
(it works)
when you actually get in the water he thinks every strand of seaweed is a sea monster and climbs on top of you like a koala bear
“i swear i felt it bite me"
“peter it’s a plant”
“it was an electric eel [y/n] i S W E A R"
when you both get out of the water you sit on one of ur towels and share the other one wrapped around your shoulders
peter wearing a white shirt and leaving almost nothing to the imagination
hoping he wears white shirts more often
collecting cool sea shells and sea glass
peter accidentally grabbing live sand dollars
discreetly putting them back when he’s not looking
you guys both getting a little bit burned despite aunt may’s efforts
aunt may getting flirted with by the life guard
going to the ice cream truck together
peter putting his arm around you subconsciously because he’s worried someone is going to flirt with you
peter not being able to eat his ice cream without making a mess
this boy gets his ice cream everywhere
(you wiping it off for him)
((peter blushing))
you get tired of your shirt sticking to you so you take it off
peter trying not to gawk (emphasis on the try)
((he does anyway))
peter dropping his ice cream because he’s DISTRACTED
peter taking his shirt off too bc he wants to seem cool, but getting it stuck halfway
peter ending up getting burnt like a lobster
you guys going back in the water and splashing each other a ton
accidentally swallowing lots of salt water
"peter why do you keep swimming away”
“you know what they say [y/n]… the ocean is mother nature’s toilet”
hoping you didn’t just swallow peter’s pee water
splashing him extra hard
“hey [y/n] look at this cool rock”
“thats a hermit crab”
peter screaming and dropping it with a look of horror on his face
hermit crab getting revenge and pinching his toe extra hard
peter trying not to faint
blinking back tears (he’s sensitive)
peter asking everyone if he can pet their dog
a loose puppy runs over to you guys
“aunt may can we keep him???”
“peter what did we talk about?”
with a sad look on his face “no taking the dogs home…”
hand stand competitions (though he has an advantage with his spidey agility)
you burying peter in the sand up to his neck
adding boobs just for fun
peter madly blushing “[y/n] nO sTOP MAY WILL SEE GET RID OF THEM”
aunt may flirting with the life guard more, not paying attention to you guys
but you take off the boobs just to be nice
you both smelling like salt water
sand in every crevice
peter’s hair being super volumized… and fluffy… and poofy… and curly
peter falling asleep on you
so naturally you pile sand dollars on him
taking unflattering photos of him and showing him when he wakes up
peter waking up and being confused and sleepy
“[y/n] where are we?”
“am i still spider-man?”
“no you’re dead oooOoooOOoo”
peter getting freckles because of the sun
you teach peter to float on his back because he doesn’t know how even though he’s a freakin’ superhero
“but you’re spider-man”
“shut up [y/n]”
getting him the floaty wings just to poke fun
peter actually using the floaty wings until you make him take them off
getting really close to peter’s face because you fall a lil forward from a wave
peter floating from holding his breath because he’s distracted looking at how beautiful you are
holding him ever so lightly around his waist
and peter’s like “oh my GOD”
getting rlly tired and just like hanging on peter with your eyes closed
peter thinking you’ve fallen asleep on him
he whispers something really quietly like “should i wake [y/n] up???"
being conflicted, commenting on how you look pretty
you open one eye and blush
"so u think im pretty, parker?”
peter’s face turning bright red “oh it’s you know, sun burn, hahaha, shoulda listened to aunt may”
he just sinks under the water
you pretend like you believe him
he pretends like he believes your pretending
((you both being kind of giddy about it)
you slip under water and grab his ankles
peter screaming because he thinks it’s an electric eel
him being really mad because it actually scared him
you say sorry and kiss him real quick on the cheek
peter wishing you scared him more often
you have a competition of the best sand castle
aunt may judges
peter being super serious about his castle
trying super hard
aunt may announcing you as the winner, mostly because she likes having you around
peter is SALTY about it and being an ass, stomping on yours because he lost
(but in good nature)
((hopes u kiss him on the cheek again to cheer him up))
instead you go out in the water and pretend to be really mad
peter following after you
“[y/n] im so sorry please forgive me”
whispering to himself "god, i’m such an idiot, why did i do that?“
you turn around and splash him right in the face, giggling
so of course he grabs you around the waist and dunks you right under the waves
you both laughing so hard that peter gets salt water up his nose
peter going down in the water at eye level and waggling his eyebrows up and down
secretly being scared the hermit crab will come back and pinch his nose or butt
so you pinch his butt just for fun
and insist it’s not you
“i think that crab is holding a grudge, better stay out of the water, right?”
a big wave crashing over you guys
peter’s swim trunks falling off
you having to go look for them while he waits in the water, literally naked and afraid
still thinks the hermit crab is going to come back
“peter, you’ve gotta let it go”
“i’m completely vulnerable right now [y/n], now is not the time to ‘let it go’”
he’s just a tiny head in the water, not moving, eyes all wide and hoping no one swims past
finally you see his shorts being used as a flag for a little kid’s sand castle
finally getting them back to peter
finally getting him out of the water
you guys walking down the beach together, and watching the wet sand squelch through your toes
aunt may yelling at you guys to not go too far out, because she wants to “keep an eye on you trouble makers”
peter rolling his eyes even though it actually gives him a nice warm feeling that she cares so much
eventually finding a volleyball net and ball
peter begging you to play, just because
him being a clumsy of player
(even though he’s a superhero?)
missing the ball when he serves
hitting him square in the face
peter going to spike it but it gets stuck on his hand
and trying to shake it off furiously
“[y/n]!! help me, it won’t come off!!”
“wow it must be hard to be a super hero”
peter sputtering to come up with a response
blushing (AGAIN)
finally getting it off
and flinging it too far by accident and hitting you in the head
peter apologizing profusely, and you just throw it back at him extra hard
(you’re still grinning like an idiot)
aunt may letting you guys stay long enough to watch the sun set
so you sit on a rock together
kind of leaning against each other
(kind of holding hands too)
peter worrying that you can hear how fast his heart is beating
you worrying that peter can hear how fast your heart it beating
him completely missing the sunset because he’s just admiring you and how the light reflects off your face
and also worrying about whether his hand feels sweaty
and how he feels so lucky to have you with him
you leaning on his shoulder and his heart almost bursts (yours too)
you guys falling asleep on each other on the ride home
getting burgers and fries (and sharing them)
((stealing all of peters fries))
“get your own [y/n]”
“sharing is caring, parker”
peter not actually caring that you’re taking his food because he thinks you’re too cute
listening to more music on the car ride home, and belting out the lyrics to your favorite songs
peter definitely playing more britney spears
(on purpose though)
aunt may gets tired of britney so you and peter share ear buds
both of you being sad you have to go home
peter probably sneaking out to visit you that night anyways
putting all the shells that you found in your room when you get home, so you can look at them and be reminded of this day
peter surprising you the next day with a necklace he made out of his shells
(for you)
both of you immediately begging aunt may to go again
