#suit-lady

[lilsapphicmoon]

My crush is this girl at my uni who has short really dark brown hair and gorgeous hazel eyes and the cutest laugh... She's so sweet and funny and, wow, she's really smart and talented and really good at soccer (she was goalie in hs)... She can cook like a pro chef and can bake just as well, and she makes me swoon constantly... Her handwriting is really shitty but I love it anyways because it's hers... And I just adore everything about her... But what I adore most is that she's my girlfriend 💞💞

This is the most wholesome, good thing I think I’ve ever read. I’m crying. This is my life goals. I’m so happy for you :’)

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[infinityywar]

omg peter parker dating someone who plays sports

aka kill me

omg this is my first ever headcanon??? pls request some bc they are so fun

let be honest he has absolutely NO CLUE whats going on like 99.99% of the time 

he gets there early to watch you warm up and because one time he overheard you talking to your teammate how you like to eat a protein bar before a game but always forget to bring it so peter freakin brings yOU A PROTIEN BAR

even though yall have been dating for some time he still gets nervous and blushy when he makes his way to you to give you the bar

bc he cant help but feel like everyone is staring at him even though nobody even cares except for ur closest friends on the team who “AWWWwwwWW” 

“h h here you go babe” and he freaking kisses ur forehead and tells you youre gonna do so great

he freakinG makes a sign with ur name and number on it and he’s like the loudEST fan ever 

peter forcing mj and ned to come to your games bc he knows you love when people come cheer you on  

you kinda roll ur eyes bc you can hear him arguing with the referee from his spot on the bleachers when he makes a unfavorable call even though he doesn’t know anything that’s happening

mj looks at him and says “peter that call was in our favor stop yelling”

“weLL IM SORRY THAT I gotta stand up for my girL” 

after the game he waits patiently after ned and mj had left, for you to get your stuff and have a short team meeting

he’s standing there by the bleachers awkwardly because everyone has pretty much left by now and he’s the only one standing there waiting 

you guys have never been much into PDA but you did sO WELL in your game and your team won and he’s looking at you as you walk towards him and you look so tired but also have this glint in your eyes bc you won and he knows this team means everything to you and you’re so passionate. and all he can think about is that he won too,,, bc he has you

and then he picks you up in a hug and you kinda protest bc you’re so sweaty and gross but then he freaKIN kisses you passionately bc he’s so in love with you and you looked to pretty and it totally catches you by surprise so you blush HARD BC HES SMOOCHING YOU INFRONT OF YOUR WHOLE TEAM and they kinda hoot and holler bc they know how happy he makes you!!!!

and your hair is in a messy bun and he carried ur bag for you and he grabs your hand as you walk to the subway and freAK WHY CANT I DATE PETER PARKER

[frogmouthtom]

beach day with the parkers

thank you ruby for the inspo and tips!!

for the car ride you and peter bought a ton of candy and snacks 

((for the way there and back from the beach))

but you eat it all on the way there

peter accidentally playing his guilty pleasure music when he gets the aux chord

(i.e. britney spears)

“shut up! it’s really good for swinging around the city!”

aunt may reminding peter to “make sure you keep your shirt on, you know you burn easily" 

peter is all embarrassed like "aunt maaay”

when you all get out of the car she tries to rub sunscreen on his face

he squirms away blushing

(leaving a ton of white spots on his face)

so of course you rub them in

((and he lets you))

 him thinking “oh my god [y/n] is touching me”

you lie and say you have to keep ur shirt on too, just to make peter feel better

(it works)

when you actually get in the water he thinks every strand of seaweed is a sea monster and climbs on top of you like a koala bear

“i swear i felt it bite me"

“peter it’s a plant”

“it was an electric eel [y/n] i S W E A R" 

when you both get out of the water you sit on one of ur towels and share the other one wrapped around your shoulders

peter wearing a white shirt and leaving almost nothing to the imagination

hoping he wears white shirts more often

collecting cool sea shells and sea glass

peter accidentally grabbing live sand dollars 

discreetly putting them back when he’s not looking

you guys both getting a little bit burned despite aunt may’s efforts

aunt may getting flirted with by the life guard

going to the ice cream truck together

peter putting his arm around you subconsciously because he’s worried someone is going to flirt with you

peter not being able to eat his ice cream without making a mess

this boy gets his ice cream everywhere

(you wiping it off for him)

((peter blushing))

you get tired of your shirt sticking to you so you take it off

peter trying not to gawk (emphasis on the try)

((he does anyway))

peter dropping his ice cream because he’s DISTRACTED

peter taking his shirt off too bc he wants to seem cool, but getting it stuck halfway

peter ending up getting burnt like a lobster

you guys going back in the water and splashing each other a ton

accidentally swallowing lots of salt water

"peter why do you keep swimming away”

“you know what they say [y/n]… the ocean is mother nature’s toilet”

hoping you didn’t just swallow peter’s pee water

splashing him extra hard

“hey [y/n] look at this cool rock”

“thats a hermit crab”

peter screaming and dropping it with a look of horror on his face

hermit crab getting revenge and pinching his toe extra hard

peter trying not to faint

blinking back tears (he’s sensitive)

peter asking everyone if he can pet their dog

a loose puppy runs over to you guys

“aunt may can we keep him???”

“peter what did we talk about?”

with a sad look on his face “no taking the dogs home…”

hand stand competitions (though he has an advantage with his spidey agility)

you burying peter in the sand up to his neck

adding boobs just for fun

peter madly blushing “[y/n] nO sTOP MAY WILL SEE GET RID OF THEM”

aunt may flirting with the life guard more, not paying attention to you guys

but you take off the boobs just to be nice

you both smelling like salt water

sand in every crevice

peter’s hair being super volumized… and fluffy… and poofy… and curly 

peter falling asleep on you

so naturally you pile sand dollars on him

taking unflattering photos of him and showing him when he wakes up

peter waking up and being confused and sleepy

“[y/n] where are we?”

“am i still spider-man?”

“no you’re dead oooOoooOOoo”

peter getting freckles because of the sun

you teach peter to float on his back because he doesn’t know how even though he’s a freakin’ superhero

“but you’re spider-man”

“shut up [y/n]”

getting him the floaty wings just to poke fun

peter actually using the floaty wings until you make him take them off

getting really close to peter’s face because you fall a lil forward from a wave

peter floating from holding his breath because he’s distracted looking at how beautiful you are

holding him ever so lightly around his waist

and peter’s like “oh my GOD”

getting rlly tired and just like hanging on peter with your eyes closed

peter thinking you’ve fallen asleep on him

he whispers something really quietly like “should i wake [y/n] up???" 

being conflicted, commenting on how you look pretty

you open one eye and blush

"so u think im pretty, parker?”

peter’s face turning bright red “oh it’s you know, sun burn, hahaha, shoulda listened to aunt may”

he just sinks under the water

you pretend like you believe him

he pretends like he believes your pretending

((you both being kind of giddy about it)

you slip under water and grab his ankles

peter screaming because he thinks it’s an electric eel

him being really mad because it actually scared him

you say sorry and kiss him real quick on the cheek

peter wishing you scared him more often

you have a competition of the best sand castle

aunt may judges

peter being super serious about his castle

trying super hard

aunt may announcing you as the winner, mostly because she likes having you around

peter is SALTY about it and being an ass, stomping on yours because he lost

(but in good nature)

((hopes u kiss him on the cheek again to cheer him up))

instead you go out in the water and pretend to be really mad

peter following after you

“[y/n] im so sorry please forgive me”

whispering to himself "god, i’m such an idiot, why did i do that?“

you turn around and splash him right in the face, giggling

so of course he grabs you around the waist and dunks you right under the waves

you both laughing so hard that peter gets salt water up his nose

peter going down in the water at eye level and waggling his eyebrows up and down

secretly being scared the hermit crab will come back and pinch his nose or butt

so you pinch his butt just for fun

and insist it’s not you

“i think that crab is holding a grudge, better stay out of the water, right?”

a big wave crashing over you guys

peter’s swim trunks falling off

you having to go look for them while he waits in the water, literally naked and afraid

still thinks the hermit crab is going to come back

“peter, you’ve gotta let it go”

“i’m completely vulnerable right now [y/n], now is not the time to ‘let it go’”

he’s just a tiny head in the water, not moving, eyes all wide and hoping no one swims past

finally you see his shorts being used as a flag for a little kid’s sand castle

finally getting them back to peter

finally getting him out of the water

you guys walking down the beach together, and watching the wet sand squelch through your toes

aunt may yelling at you guys to not go too far out, because she wants to “keep an eye on you trouble makers”

peter rolling his eyes even though it actually gives him a nice warm feeling that she cares so much

eventually finding a volleyball net and ball

peter begging you to play, just because

him being a clumsy of player

(even though he’s a superhero?)

missing the ball when he serves

hitting him square in the face

peter going to spike it but it gets stuck on his hand

and trying to shake it off furiously

“[y/n]!! help me, it won’t come off!!”

“wow it must be hard to be a super hero”

peter sputtering to come up with a response

blushing (AGAIN)

finally getting it off

and flinging it too far by accident and hitting you in the head

peter apologizing profusely, and you just throw it back at him extra hard

(you’re still grinning like an idiot)

aunt may letting you guys stay long enough to watch the sun set

so you sit on a rock together

kind of leaning against each other

(kind of holding hands too)

peter worrying that you can hear how fast his heart is beating

you worrying that peter can hear how fast your heart it beating

him completely missing the sunset because he’s just admiring you and how the light reflects off your face

and also worrying about whether his hand feels sweaty

and how he feels so lucky to have you with him

you leaning on his shoulder and his heart almost bursts (yours too)

you guys falling asleep on each other on the ride home

getting burgers and fries (and sharing them)

((stealing all of peters fries))

“get your own [y/n]”

“sharing is caring, parker”

peter not actually caring that you’re taking his food because he thinks you’re too cute

listening to more music on the car ride home, and belting out the lyrics to your favorite songs

peter definitely playing more britney spears

(on purpose though)

aunt may gets tired of britney so you and peter share ear buds

both of you being sad you have to go home

peter probably sneaking out to visit you that night anyways

putting all the shells that you found in your room when you get home, so you can look at them and be reminded of this day

peter surprising you the next day with a necklace he made out of his shells

(for you)

both of you immediately begging aunt may to go again

[lilsapphicmoon]

Him being younger isn't a general issue, but it's where you guys are at in life. Like, if he was 19 and you were 21, the difference wouldn't seem as big as 15 and 17. Like there's two year between both of those, but so much more development happens between 15 and 17. So like rip buddy... But uni will open thousands of doors in that department, trust me. He may be a good one, but he's not the ONLY good one. ~ suit-lady, aka the one that just gayed out about her girlfriend lmao

Almost every guy I’ve ever met where I live is a dick and is controlled by his dick (does that make sense to everyone? It makes sense to me). And I thought I was moving away for college but that kinda got flipped upside down and I’m not anymore so I’m staying here, in a town full of dicks. Kyli told me if we can stay friends until we’re like both over 18 then it’ll be different and she’s right. I’m just hoping me and him stay friends that long ya know?THE THING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS SO CUTE I WAS LIKE CRYING I NEED A LOVE LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE WTF

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[lilsapphicmoon]

Yeah, I totally get you! And I hope y'all stay friends! The key is communication! That's how I've kept my hs friends now that I'm away at uni! I believe in you 💞 ~ suit-lady

Thanks love 💛

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[lilsapphicmoon]

I hope so too! Like if he's chill enough to be friends for that while, then maybe things could work out! But yeah rip I'm from a very similar town haha also THANKS WOW i feel so lucky all the time fjdjksks ~ suit-lady

Even if he doesn’t like me after that time I still wanna be friends bc he’s really cool ya know??

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