#spidydevil

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Deadpool: You've heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for...

Deadpool: IMAX and climax

Spiderman: Blockbuster and cockthruster

Deadpool: Hulu and Woohoo

Spiderman: Amazon Prime and sexy time

Daredevil: Going to church and praying for forgiveness

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Wade : Matty won't trace this back to us

Peter : Are you for real? He traces everything back to us. He traces stuff we haven't even done back to us.

Halfway across the city :

Matt : *stops talking*

Foggy : What's wrong buddy?

Matt : My dumbass sense is tingling

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Spiderman: With great power comes great responsibility, that's why I don't kill, and never will

Daredevil: I want you to meet my Foggy also, completely unrelated, what's your ring size

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Matt : I don't fall in love, no one understands me or aligns with my strict moral code

Peter: *exists*

Matt: Fuck

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Spidy : The Justice system doesn't always work, which is why we operate outside the law. However, we must never sink to their level and kill, it's not our place to make that decision. Not to mention just how complex crime is when taking into account race and the class system...

Daredevil : My thoughts exactly. Good to know I have a trusted Ally who aligns with my opinions

Later That Night after Patrol :

Matt : *calls Foggy at 4am*

Matt : IM IN LOVE

Foggy : IT'S 4AM YOU ASSHOLE