#spirk aus

[sporkandpringles]

Spock definitely likes Austen. He tells himself this is because the stories have useful lessons. He has also written a 100K+ regency Austen pastiche under a pen name called Logs and Logic about a logical commander falling in love with his ship's captain in the regency period.

asdfghjdskfldfksjdfk the idea of Spock writing his own Pride and Prejudice Spirk AU has me dying over here. I need more content where the boys (consciously or subconsciously) write stories about them falling in love with each other. Because reasons. 

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[sporkandpringles]

hit me with your worst spirk AUs 

the laughably bad, the ugly, the most cursed things you can think of

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[sporkandpringles]

Bad spirk AU: Jim falls in love with Spock....'s ears

Jim just has a shrine in his room that looks like this:

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[sporkandpringles]

Bad spirk au: vulcan HAVE teeth, but they also have fangs, you can't usually see them but they pop out. They also have claws that appear. Their black. Sometimes in a tame fight vulcans challenge each other to a claw / fang match, longest one wins. Most vulcans have claws/fangs over an inch long. Spocks claws/fangs are over 4 inches

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[sporkandpringles]

Bad Spirk au, Vulcans don't have teeth they all wears fake teeth so others don't freak out

how do they eat??? do they just have sharp tongues??? does poor Jim cut himself on Spock’s sharp tongue?

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[sporkandpringles]

Spirk AUs??? Bad ones???? Spock is so tall that he doesn't fit on the ship. He's hunched over so much that he looks like a fucked up bendy straw. Kirk crab walks EVERYWHERE. They fall in love somehow adsfghj. OR Kirk has literal corn for teeth. That's it. Still a love story asdfghjkjl imsosorry

no don’t be sorry, this is EXACTLY what I am talking about! I love all these ideas, they’re perfectly horrible. 

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[babyseraphim]

Spirk au where Jim learns Vulcan to surprise Spock