Discover Top Posts Tagged with #spit?

my ex from 2 years ago is literally trying to make my life hell and threatened me by saying “it’s only the beginning of it” hahahahha ha

but the funny thing is....

it ain’t gonna happen

I am a literal goddess and I refuse to let any abusive ex even TRY to attempt to make my life hell :-)

I will literally take a shit in ur pillow & smack u w/ it if ur attempting to do so. :-)

“I DON’T DO THAT GO BLOW YOUR NOSE!”

Is it just me...

Or does every time someone accidentally spits on you it lands next to if not directly on your lip?

if you lick me I will lick you back

I have overactive salivary glands don’t fuck with me

"Chew D Bacca Chew D Bacca Chew D Bacca.... spp"

Wuh Chew say? Spit?

I never knew Chewy - AKA Chew D Bacca - was featured in a song until today....

I just sneezed and ended up drooling. Wut.

#spit?